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CHAMPION—August 24, 2009

        In Champion days such as these are not rare because Champions have the charming ability to see, to recognize and to appreciate beauty in every day.  They are gifted at living in the moment.  These particular moments are delicious ones by any standard while some old Champions stroll about chortling, “Ah, perfection.”

        Sunday found Ruby Proctor back in the neighborhood.  She took a drive out to celebrate Sunday with her lovely voice joining the a cappella singing service.  She is much looking forward to the Champion School Reunion, which will occur on Saturday the 5^th of September.  This will be the 27^th one and it has become a reunion for many Champions, not just those who attended school there.  It is always a pleasant gathering full of old friends and good memories and ‘antics’ depending upon who attends.  There are pictures and samples of music from past reunions at www.championnews.us site.  Even at a distance people can reunite with Champion!  A note came to that site from Amanda (Rhoades) Mayberry who said that her grandpa John Rhoades rode the mule that could not be ridden.  No one had been able to.  But he did.  He rode it till his nose bled and for his trouble was rewarded with pocketknives, hats and pocket change.  Ms. Mayberry says, “My dad, Ike Rhoades, used to take us down to the store when we were kids.  I need to come back to visit.  I love reading this site.”  Champions welcome visitors.  Other Champions like Harley and Barbara just need to come home.  They are being missed.

        It turns out that not everybody has a computer and is on-line.  Many Champions and others elsewhere try to spend their days out enjoying the real world of sight and sound, air and temperature changes, aromas and the joy of work.  One such dropped a note to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 to say that she would like to get a copy of that story about the buzzards on the frosty barn roof.  She wants to send it to some old family member who will get a kick out of it.  That story came from the article written October 23, 2006!  This reader has a long memory for some unusual things.  She sent a dollar and a self addressed envelope with her request and so it will go out to her and another moment will be frozen in time when the lights went on and “…the ruckus started.  There were buzzards everywhere.  The ground was just black with them, he said, and the air was full of them.  The walnut trees up behind the house were full of them.  They took off flying in every direction, hitting the high lines and squawking and screaming with their big old wings flapping.  ‘It was a wonder they didn’t break those wires,’ he said.  They were trying to light on the roof of the barn, but the roof was so steep and it was so slick with frost that they would just slide down, their talons scraping on the tin.  ‘It was the awfullest racket you ever heard.’” The story goes on and on.

        Clifton Luna of the West Plains Wagon Club revealed in a phone call that the wagon train will be rolling through Champion on September 17th.  The mules, Kit and June will pull his wagon again this year.  At this time Luna does not know how many wagons will participate, but it is sure they will be met with an interested and appreciative audience when they pull into Champion.  Hopefully, The Gee and Haw Club out of Arkansas will be represented again.  The wagon train starts out in West Plains and travels to Mansfield.  It is not the same as traveling backward in time, but it is reminiscent of it.

        It is good news to hear that Champion Esther Wrinkles is feeling better.  It can be a slow process sometimes, but once a person feels that he has turned the corner and is on the actual road to recovery things generally speed up.  So all of Champion wishes Esther a speedy recovery.  She went with her sister, Irene Dooms, to see nephew Kirk’s garden not long ago.  She said it was just beautiful.  Irene thinks that Kirk and Judy were able to enjoy their good corn crop because the raccoon was busy elsewhere.  He decided he liked the easy to get dog food left out on the deck for their little dog.  The little dog lay down next to the raccoon and let him eat…so the corn was spared.  Judy threw a bucket at the raccoon and he finally left, but lucky corn growers might think about a decoy for the critters as a way to preserve the harvest.

        The week through Friday will be good for planting crops that bear their yield above the ground.  Leafy vegetables especially do well as a fall crop planted now.  Linda from over at the Plant Place in Norwood will have Cole crops ready to set out soon and her September Almanac will be full of all the good information that gardeners need to make the most of the growing season.  The Almanac says ‘prune to discourage growth’ on the 29^th, 30^th and 31^st.

        Skyline Auxiliary members will meet at Henson’s Store in downtown Champion this week just to hash over the results of the picnic.  Big handfuls of thank you cards are going out.  Many of those little observations will be made that, acted upon, refine and perfect the process.  Some enthusiasts are saying, “It’s only about eleven and a half months until the picnic!”

        Nebraska, Nevada, Kansas, Colorado, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, South Dakota, Georgia, Illinois, all have a Douglas County.  There may be others as well.  The Missouri government website shows that there are 550 male veterans in Douglas County Missouri over the age of 65 and 20 female veterans over that age.  There are a total of 875 veterans living in Douglas County Missouri.  Chances are pretty good that a person will run into a veteran just about anywhere he goes.  Champions are pleased to acknowledge their service and to express the Love and Gratitude that they are due.

        The Green Corn Moon is giving way to The Harvest Moon and soon people will be singing that song again.  The year rolls around so quickly now and this summer seems to have been like a dream.  Some Champions better wake up and get busy!  Those beans don’t get in the jars all by themselves.  Firewood will be the subject of conversation soon, and Frost!  Champions enjoy it all and are just now thinking about another song from Roger Miller:  “Walking in the Sunshine, sing a little sunshine song.  Put a smile upon your face as if there’s nothing wrong.  Think about a good time you had a long time ago.  Think about; forget about your worries and your woe’s.  Walking in the sunshine.  Sing a little sunshine song.”  Sing that one out on the porch at Henson’s Store on the north side of the square in Downtown Champion.  Send sunshine songs to Champion News.  Go see for yourself:  Champion—Looking on the Bright Side.

CHAMPION—August 16, 2009

        In Champion August is more than half over and the walnut leaves are swirling through the air in flirty spirals, twirling and floating down singly–bright yellow against the unseasonably green grass.  Perhaps the wet summer is portentous of a colorful autumn.  Champions take what they get and are Grateful.

        Skyline folks, friends and firefighters are Grateful for another beautiful picnic and are glad it is over.  Some of those volunteers are going to be relaxing with their feet up for a couple of days.  They are over-doers by nature.  While they are just kicking back, there are great lists of people to thank going through their heads.  Thank you cards will go out with the hopes of acknowledging everyone who made it such a delightful affair.

        Skyline resident Dorothy Dye bought the winning ticket for the $100.00 of electricity awarded by White River Electric Cooperative this year.  Jeff Pardeck of White River confirmed the credit to Ms. Dye’s account on Monday morning.  She is Grateful.

        Alice Hopper had the winning quilt ticket and Johnny Boyd won the 10/22 Reuger rifle.

        Then there were a great number of grateful people who won door prizes of Savings Bonds and new merchandize from local merchants who so generously support the fire department.

        Founding Skyline Fire Department member Esther Wrinkles was absent from the picnic on Friday evening.  It is the first time she has ever missed one.  Eighty seven people signed an enormous get well card for her and she was able to make it out on Saturday evening, though she stayed in her car but close enough to see and hear the music.  People were stopping by to visit with her all evening.  The quilt that she donated to the picnic made over $1100.00 this year.  On Monday morning she was still feeling poorly.  Everyone wishes her well.  Her neighbor, the General, went to great lengths to distract her at the picnic.  Back Yard Bluegrass was in the middle of their set when, sporting an outsized straw Stetson complete with turkey vulture feather, he strode up on the stage.  From a battered guitar case he extricated the most bizarre contraption seen outside of a Rube Goldberg Traveling Exhibition and Medicine Show.  It was comprised of a rusty antique Folgers’s coffee can, attached by a hinge to a length of 1” x 6” on one end and to a short hunk of broom stick on the other with some binder twine strings.  The General elbowed his way to the front of the stage and parked himself on a bar stool (probably not the first time) and lent his questionable talent on this hillbilly basso profundo violoncello.  Already struggling to pat his foot in time to the music he was plagued by tuning issues, which he addressed with a pair of vice grip pliers to the amusement of onlookers and consternation of band members.  They maintained a professional decorum as their sit-in received cell phone calls and waved wildly to the crowd.  There will be a series of photos depicting this episode at www.championnews.us.  It was all in the spirit of fun.

        Fire Chief, Doug Hutchison, took the stage at nine o’clock Saturday evening to say, “On January 20^th of this year, the fire department lost a person that was an essential part of this fire department and picnic.  He was an original founder of this department.  He was a friend to many, a much thought of neighbor, and was loved very much by his family.  He loved working and playing music and doing anything that needed to be done at this picnic.  He was a successful educator and farmer and wasn’t afraid of work.  I was a neighbor to this man many years.  Several times I needed help, he quit what he was doing and came and helped me and he did the same for the rest of the community.  I, for one, miss him very much as do many others.  He was raised and lived most of his life in the Champion Community.  He is not with us any more, but the memories will live on.  As many of you have guessed by now, this man was a friend to all.  His name was Lonnie Krider.”  Musicians from around the community gathered on stage for a jam session of some of Lonnie’s favorite songs.  His influence is far reaching and his absence is much felt.

        Before the evening was over the Fire Chief had been presented with a gift of appreciation for his sterling efforts for the picnic’s success.  Some of his picnic volunteers contrived to give him an electric chain saw.  He will find uses for it.  As his neighbor and distant relative Wilburn says, “Galatians 6:9 And let us not be weary in well doing:  for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.”  Paul said that first but Wilburn pretty much uses it as his motto.

        Master of ceremonies, Ray Bradley, sang the National Anthem each evening. He does an excellent job of it, hitting those high notes with power and confidence.  Many joined together to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and the American Legion made a stirring presentation of the Colors.  People gathering at little country fairs and picnics all across the United States are happy to display their patriotism and are pleased to express their Love and Gratitude to those who serve at the Nation’s request, both in and out of uniform.

        Champions are back out in their gardens now and are busy in their kitchens “putting by” for the winter to come.  Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that the 24^th through the 27^th will be an excellent time to plant leafy vegetables and other aboveground crops.  Linda donated some beautiful plants for door prizes and for the silent auction.  Charlene Dupre from the Gift Corner did a splendid job of painting a Champion scene on a cream can for the silent auction.  Bob Berry was happy to win it in the auction for a bid of $40.00.  Alvin and Beverly Barnhart donated some great items including a very round and beautiful little watermelon that brought much higher than market value for the fire department and some very good cheer to the lucky buyer.

        Picnic memories are welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  Elvis Costello has a song out called “The Other Side of Summer.”  It is said to have a very September feel about it.  E-mail wistful farewell to summer songs to Champion News.  Sing any kind of sweet song out on the porch at Henson’s Store in Downtown Champion.  If your voice is no better than the General’s, just hum while you gaze up and down the broad and beautiful thoroughfare of Lonnie Krider Memorial Drive.  If you don’t have a motto of your own, feel free to use Champion’s—Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—August 10, 2009

        In Champion people are adept at living in the moment.  That is to say, when things are good for people they say so right out loud.  “This is so nice.”  “Isn’t this beautiful weather?”  One old Champion said to another, “This time next week that picnic will be over!”  Her point was to comfort and reassure her friend that the exhausting and hectic days ahead in the intense heat and humidity will be forgotten when the band strikes up and the crowd gathers full of old and new friends and dear family.  Laughter and happy talk, kid ruckus, and glad handshakes are the ties that bind to pull glad hearts together.  Everything else is icing on the cake!  Meanwhile, the President of the Steering Committee, was heard several times reciting from a recent correspondence he had received, “Remember, if you act like you are having a good time, pretty soon you will be!”  He used the sentiment liberally to encourage the volunteers preparing the grounds for the Picnic.  Several times his cousin, Wilburn’s sonorous and compelling voice   was heard extolling the virtue, “Never weary in well doing!”

        Monday and Tuesday after the picnic will be an excellent time to plant root crops like beets, turnips and onions.  That is according to Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood.  Linda generously provided plants for the landscaping of the newly dedicated “Bridge To Nowhere” on the picnic grounds at Skyline.  Picnickers are in for a treat.  This completed “shovel-ready” project exemplifies what a significant contribution a real stimulus package can have.  The spirit of volunteerism has been plumbed.  Champion!

        Wally Hopper writes that he will be coming over from Republic on Saturday.  He has recently completed his second family history book.  This one is about his great grandfather, William A Hopper, and his service in the Civil War.  He said that the research was very interesting particularly concerning the meals he received.  His first book was bout his father, Jimmy Hopper, and was written after his death in 1977.  Wally has copies if anyone might be interested.

        Bill Poole from Nashville shared more good tomato information on Sunday afternoon.  He says that the plants don’t need all that much foliage and that getting rid of the excess, particularly damaged or diseased leaves, reduces the strain on the plant and lets it do a better job of making tomatoes.  One Champion appreciates the “Tums” tip to help with the blossom end rot, so she will probably spend her Monday pruning the tomato plants.  In an article in the New York Times about the rampant tomato blight in the Northeast the expert indicated that as much as possible gardeners should use plants grown in their area.  It said that a tomato plant that is shipped from 2,000 miles away is pretty much like a tomato shipped from that far.  Bill really called to pass a message on to his cousin Eva to say that his mother, Esther, had been taken Sunday morning from the nursing home in Mountain Grove over to Cox South in Springfield.  She is having some heart issues.  She will be 94 on September 27^th.  A Champion son-in-law had a birthday on the 8^th.  He was born 08-08-68.  Foster and Kalyssa do not think their Dad is old.  Foster sported chocolate cake on his sleeve and britches leg on Sunday, just from helping his lucky Father celebrate.  Kalyssa is about to have a birthday too!  She’ll be three!  How fast the time goes!

        Some Champions were born in Champion and may live within a few feet of the very spot where they first entered the world.  They have deep roots and are deeply connected to the community with history, family and friends.  Other Champions moved here from other places.  Sometimes they moved away from their family.  Sometimes the family moved away from them.  For whatever reason there are Champions rooted to their adopted spot, but with deep longing in their hearts for their distant loved ones.  Everyone is familiar with the feeling on some level.  Most times the lonesome Champions can just enjoy vicariously those filial feelings as other people’s grandchildren run up to hug their old folks.  But sometimes it takes a real Champion to look on the Bright Side.  Some newly transplanted Champions are joining right in to help get the picnic going.  Steve and Darlene Conner from over on WW in Champion West were busy at the picnic grounds Friday with rakes, tarps, and various technical help getting the place ready for the fun.  Saturday saw a wonderful swarm of Griswold children (but not Michael) hauling brush and picking rocks and sticks, wielding rakes and shovels in the hot sun.  It is a treat to see some willing and productive young folks participating and ‘not weary in well doing.’  They might have been weary, but they were not complaining.  Champion!

        A large contingent of the Patriot Riders passed by the picnic grounds Saturday on their way to honor Sgt. Charles L. Wilson, the Korean War Veteran who was laid to rest in the Vera Cruz Cemetery.  Love and Gratitude is the due of those who serve.

        If Uncle Al, the Lonesome Plowboy, could join in at the picnic, he would be sitting in with The Backyard Bluegrass.  Their repertory is so similar, they must have shared some of the same influences.  Uncle Al often performed at Civil War reenactment venues and for such important groups as the South Central Texas Coon and Cat Hunting Association.  He was a jolly fellow with a comedic approach to music.  Someone said that a comedian is about to approach the Backyard Bluegrass at the picnic.  The audience will do well to arrive early as this group is scheduled to play early both evenings.  Once when she was a very young girl, Uncle Al shared the stage with fellow Texan, Janis Joplin.  She sang, “In this world, if you read the papers, Honey, you know everybody’s fighting with each other.  There ain‘t no one you can count on—not even your own brother.  So if someone should come along who’s gonna give you some love and affection, I say get it while you can.  Oh yes!  Get it while you can.  Don’t you turn your back on love. Oh! No no no no!”  Janis sounded kind of lonesome.  There is some cathartic relief sometimes in a sad song.  Champions are reminded of a gathering at Denlow one time when someone started out a song, “Hear that lonesome whippoorwill.  He sounds too blue to cry.  The moon just went behind a cloud and I’m so lonesome…..”   Well, at that point the General burst into such inconsolable and desperate sobbing that the whole tenor of the gathering thereafter was of a rather subdued embarrassment.  If he behaves himself at the picnic, it will be a wonder.

        A good old sad song or lonesome kind of song is welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367 Norwood, MO 65717.  Upbeat, lively, happy, sunny side songs are welcome at Champion News.  There will be plenty of them at the picnic too, so go enjoy.  While in the neighborhood, step over to Henson’s Store on the main drag in Historic Downtown Champion where discerning shoppers can find a full compliment of Champion Picture Postcards.  Emblazoned on the front of each and every one is that time honored and sincere motto:  Champion—Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—August 3, 2009

        Champions hold fast the pattern of sound words and are ever busy about promoting the good.  It is part of the Champion Identity to be optimistic and busy with good neighbor business.  The Skyline VFD Picnic is currently the focus of much good neighboring.  Gray-Mc Contractors out of Norwood were over on the picnic grounds the other day trimming trees and assisting with some infrastructure that was ready for a boost.  Everybody is excited to see the weather warming up.  “Just in time for the picnic!” they chortle as they go about gathering door prizes, silent auction items and pie promises.  The word is spreading and the days are flying by!

        Wow!  What a tomato!  Elmer Banks was down at Henson’s Store on the Square in Champion last Thursday talking about some ‘old boy’ who was showing off a huge tomato that he had grown.  He said the guy lived over by Skyline and that the tomato was enormous and red and beautiful.  Then Alvin Barnhart’s picture shows up in the paper holding that ‘Delicious’ wonder.  It’s a good picture of the tomato and a good one of Alvin too who doesn’t look old at all!  Banks is prone to colorful language since he is from Transylvania, Louisiana.  His sweetheart is from Alsatia, Louisiana a little further South.  They both went to Lake Providence to school.  Someone said that Alvin and Beverly went to school together too.  Ah! Sweethearts!

        More interesting neighbor news has to do with Sgt. Charles L. Wilson who died in Korea in 1950.  The soldier’s remains will arrive at Lambert Field in St. Louis on Wednesday and will be escorted by the Patriot Guard Riders back to his family in Ava.  The VFW in Mountain Grove is organizing a tribute as the procession passes through that town about 6:25 in the evening.  The information on the Internet indicates that the procession will be traveling at highway speeds until it turns off on to 5 Hwy at Mansfield.  Then it will go about 40 miles per hour for the last 14 miles to Ava.  Sgt. Wilson will be buried at the Vera Cruz Cemetery on Saturday, August 8.  The Patriot Guard will again escort him starting from the Clinkingbeard Funeral Home at about 12:30 p.m.  The date of Sgt. Wilson’s death is estimated to be on or about Nov. 27, 1950, five months after North Korea invaded the South, when the U. S. Army committed its first divisions to battle by battalion.  The battalions usually fought often without artillery, heavy mortar or air support.  Sgt. Wilson received the Purple Heart Medal, the Army Good conduct Medal, the National Defense Service Medal, the Korean Service Medal with 2 Bronze Starts, the United Nations Service Medal, the Republic of Korea War Service Medal, The Republic of Korea Presidential Unit Citation, and the Combat Infantryman Badge.  The Patriot Guard Riders are escorting fallen soldiers home every day.  They are showing the Love and Gratitude Champions and all good citizens feel for the sacrifices of those serving the Nation in and out of uniform.

        More good neighboring news comes in the form of a benefit pie supper for Debbie and Mike Stone of Drury.  They lost their home to fire recently and the Vanzant and Champion communities joined Drury and others to help out.  Some pies were sold and then resold a number of times bringing in ‘big bucks!’  The overall proceeds reflect a generous and compassionate populace.  To have a good neighbor, you have to be one… Champion!

        Some bridge players are Buddhists but not all are.  Some Buddhists play bridge, but not all do.  Those that do live a life that promotes a doctrine of peace, inner resolve and tranquility and moral living.  Fortnight Bridge celebrated the birthday of a favorite Buddhist bridge player from Seven Springs.  She is ailing, but it is hoped that she’ll be shuffling and dealing again soon.  Saturday’s game, hosted by Vera Cruz, was fast moving with only 910 points separating winner from loser.  The host won the match and Champion split the money as low, each collecting $.35.  Penalties for unbid slams made it an expensive evening, particularly for the Brushy Knob player who had to pay up four times and for Norwood’s player who had to pay for three unexpected slams.  During the course of the evening a total of twenty games were won and seven contracts were lost and a luscious peach pie was consumed with ice cream.  The phenomenal number of rules, conventions and possible contingencies make bridge a game that occupies most of the cognitive powers of a player.  For the duration of the hand the declarer is completely occupied, giving a rest to the rest of the whirl of thoughts that routinely take up the consciousness.  It is like a little vacation—like a meditation.  No wonder they play.

        Some feedback has come into the Champion News mailbox regarding using ‘Tums’ to treat blossom end rot in tomatoes.  One old Champion girl thinks it works.  “The calcium seems to be getting to the tomatoes!  The blight is still making the plants look bad, but the fruit looks wonderful.”  Now, perhaps with some sunshine and summertime, some ripening will take place and other heat loving crops will benefit.  Dwarf, non-bearing, ornamental okra is ready for a change.  Linda’s Almanac from the Plant Place over in Norwood shows that the 8^th and 9^th will be good days to plant root crops again.  Turnips and beets will be welcome when the weather gets cold again—soon enough.  “Time is filled with swift transitions” is one of those songs that gives a person pause to think.  Champions recognize when things are good.  “Summertime and the living is easy.  The fish are jumping and the cotton is high.  Your Daddy’s rich and your Ma’s good looking, so hush little baby!  Don’t you cry.”  Songs about when things are good are welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  Sing one of those or another one out on the porch at Henson’s Store.  Go inside and get some tickets for that $100.00 power drawing from the White River Valley folks.  Or get some quilt tickets for that Skyline Picnic Quilt.  There is a great color picture of it on the www.championnews.us website and it has sparked interest from far away places!  A new shipment of Champion Picture Postcards has arrived so the sad, dull and dreary old world outside can get some of that good Champion view.  Champion!  Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—July 27, 2009

        Champions are admittedly a favored people.  Any one of them is pleased to lean upon the pillar sunk firmly in the ground of truth and elaborate elaborately on all the salient sanguine sublimity of their favorite place.  No need for subtlety here.  It is Champion!

        The Skyline Volunteer Fire Department Picnic is just around the corner.  Grounds are being manicured, Auxiliary members are meeting and planning and everybody is getting excited!  August 14 and 15 will be full of music, food, fun, old friends and new ones.  This is one not to miss!

        A former resident of Denlow, Wally Hopper, will receive the Korea Defense Service Medal for his service there from 1953 to 1955.  He said that the Korean Conflict was always referred to as the ‘Forgotten War,’ but he did not forget.  He is one of six children of Jim Hopper who lived in Denlow for a long time.  Wally’s brother, James Hopper, lives near Kansas City.  Sisters Rickie and Marilyn are in Mountain Grove.  Mikey (Michelle) lives over in Marshfield and Sherrill is out in Arizona.  They will all be pleased that their brother has been acknowledged for his service…not forgotten.  Members of the Armed Forces of the United States are serving in Korea still, as well as in many other dangerous parts of the world.  Champions hope they will be remembered with the Love and Gratitude due them and that they will be met at home with the understanding they will need to resume happy and productive lives.

        According to one of Wally Hopper’s second cousins, the Thursday night jam session at Plumbers Junction Café was started about two years ago.  The General reports that Russell Upshaw instigated the recurring event by securing Brenda Plumber’s permission to use the place.  “It was slow going at first,” said General Fastpitch, “but in recent months regular attendance of talent and audience has been very good.”  “It is different every time, but always nice,” reports a regular, Frances Banks.  She is from a beautiful place called Lake Providence, Louisiana.  When she was in high school a boy moved there from California.  She did not take much of a shine to him, but their histories became entwined anyway and now they are a Champion couple, living just over in Champion East.  Their high school principal was a man named Paul A. Geiser.  He devised a four-way test to determine whether a person should speak:  “ #1. Is it the truth?  #2. Is it fair to all concerned?  #3. Will it build goodwill and better friendships?  #4. Will it be beneficial to all concerned?”  Elmer thinks that if this test were applied to all conversations, it would be a quieter world.  The pleasant conversation among friends, however, is part of the charm of those Thursday nights.

        One of Morton Upshaw’s sons wrote in to say, “I would like to know what Hovie Henson has to say about Dad (Morton).  I can guess one thing.  It could be the signs that were nailed to trees at local intersections with an arrow pointed towards our house.  The sign with big letters said “MORTON’S”.  I don’t know were they got them from, but they were originally an advertisement for MORTON’S SALT.  Dad enjoyed the gag as much as anyone.”  A Champion Upshaw daughter also recalled the incident and said that the signs just appeared suddenly and that they were everywhere.  “It was funny,” she said.  This lovely Champion has had Tennessee travelers in and out in recent days and that always makes things jolly.

        A note from Hovie says, “The boys of Denlow were a mischievous bunch always up to something.  One of Dad’s cousins, who was called Goose, and Morton Upshaw thought it would be fun to go through Denlow in a horseless carriage.  They took a horse drawn buggy, without the owner’s permission, out of a barn, removing the shafts and tying wires to the steering mechanism.  The wires were run up to the seat with a loop in them, through [which] sticks were run.  Holding the sticks they were going to steer the buggy as they rolled through Denlow.  The buggy was taken to the top of the hill, west of Denlow.  The old road was steeper with more curves than highway 76 is today.  As the buggy was picking up speed and approaching a curve, Goose Cox stood up, pulling on the stick, crying out, “sercal!” (I don’t think you will find that word in the dictionary, but Shakespeare invented words as he wrote, so why not Goose?)  The stick broke.  Loosing control of the buggy, it went into the ditch, almost killing Morton.  The buggy stayed in the ditch for a long time with the owner inquiring about the community of who had taken his buggy.  If he ever found out, it was never revealed in the story, meaning the Denlow boys were a very tight lipped group.  Years later, as a boy, I heard this story told and retold many times.”  Hovey went on to say he had enjoyed his trip back home and that he was looking for the book on Moses Locke Alsup written by one of his kin folks.  That would be Catherine Alsup Reilly of Fulton, Kentucky, a member of the Daughters of the Union Veterans of the Civil War.  A picture of Kathy can be seen in the Denlow Events Category which is on the right side of the screen at the www.championnews.us website.  Denlow Events comes right after Thornless Blackberries in the Champions with Dirty Hands Category.  It is a pretty interesting site.

        It was a very interesting and jolly night of Fortnight Bridge game Saturday.  The point spread was 2940 between winner and looser.  The Vera Cruz and Champion players each won four of the eight rubbers.  With three wins for Norwood and five for Brushy Knob, those two split the prize money as high and low and each gleaned thirty cents for their efforts.  It took five hours and one enormous, glorious home made strawberry shortcake provided by the Brushy Knob host.  Busy summer schedules will have Vera Cruz hosting the next game a week early.  No one is complaining.  (Once a Champion bridge novice fanned a hand that had nine spades with the top three, two singleton aces and a doubleton heart to the Queen.  It was a thrill!)

        Champions do not muzzle the ox that treads out their grain.  That is to say that the laborer is worth his reward.  Louise said she had one thornless blackberry that was as big as ……well, as big as her hand or something really big.  She was going to put it in a freezer bag all by itself.  That is her reward for planting and maintaining those beautiful bushes.  Some gardeners are bringing in squash and peppers, beans and corn, cucumbers, okra and some tomatoes.  Some are fighting blights, bugs and critters of every sort.  Sage advisors at Henson’s Store in Downtown Champion say “A person needs to be optimistic to garden.”  Linda’s Almanac from the Plant Place over in Norwood says that from the 28^th through the 1^st of August will be a beneficial time for planting.  Champion!

        “My cousin, June, bought some fancy perfume.  It had such a sweet smelling pew.  But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed it was nothing but Good Old Mountain Dew.”  Uncle Al, the Lonesome Plowboy, would have fit right in at the Thursday Night Jam.  Strains of “Chicken Reel” and “Listen to the Mockingbird” would have been French harping their way into sweet memories.  Sweet memories welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or at Champion News.  Lean up against the pillar (porch post) of the Cultural Events Center and Emporium on the North Side of the Square and enjoy some Champion memories.  Step into the gift shop for a souvenir picture postcard of Champion.  One of them shows Charlie Lambert, Lonnie Krider, and Danny Dry standing out beside the Store watching a two wheeled buggy go by.  Right on the front of the card it says, “Champion!  Looking on the Bright Side!”

CHAMPION—July 20, 2009

        In Champion “welcome” is more than a word of kindly greeting.  A stranger is most often gladly received with the cordial consent of Champions if he wanders in by accident or design.  Old friends, long absent, feel that flush of joy in acceptance when they venture back into Champion territory.  Champions returning from bear hunting expeditions or tours of distant places for the pleasure of family ties and diversion find in their Champion home that haven of all domestic affections.  Welcome.

        Disappointed Herald readers looking for the missing report on the Champion 4^th of July, 2009, Independence Day Parade can find it in the archives of July 6^th on the www.championnews.us site.  For those not computing, the parade was a doozie!  It was also reported at that time that Kenneth and Dawn Henson were back in Beautiful Historic Champion over the holiday.  They prowled around old stomping grounds and made impromptu visits to Pleasant Cousins.  They were on a lark spending the night in Mountain Grove to enjoy the Mountain Grove School reunion, the air show and alumni banquet.  He said that he had some stories to share one day about Morton Upshaw.  Some of the Upshaw descendants said they had some stories to share about Hoovie too!  Subsequent to their visit, Kenneth wrote to buy copies of all seven of the Champion Picture Postcards and a dozen tickets for the chance to win the beautiful quilt that the Ladies Auxiliary has provided for the Skyline VFD Picnic.  That drawing will be held the 15^th of August.  Good luck, Hoovie!  The newest postcard was Hoovie’s idea–a portrait of Ed Henson leaning up against the porch post.  Someone said the post was leaning up against him.  A pretty dog sits beside Ed and the two of them are obviously Champions—Looking on the Bright Side!

        Favorite absentee Champions, Barbara and Harley Krider celebrated their 44^th wedding anniversary on the 3^rd of July.  It is not clear that either of them knew what they were getting into, but they have done a nice job of it and their Champion family and friends congratulate them heartily!

        For those readers who missed the protracted description of the General’s moon walking demonstrations in the July 8^th issue, that too is included in those aforementioned archives.  It was reported to have been an otherwise dignified family gathering, so perhaps this is one of those occasions where less is more.

        Another note has come from Bill Pool who says that he had received a letter from TV’s #1 Gardener, Jim Baker, who said that his tomatoes have a form of blossom-end-rot.  He suggested crushing two TUMS tablets into power and to spread it around each plant and soak with water until the TUMS gets down to the roots.  “They should be OK,” he said.  Several are banking on that advice as it turns out the antacid is largely made of calcium.  Martin A. Draper, a senior plant pathologist at the Untied States Department of Agriculture, described as “explosive” the rate of infection of a highly contagious fungus that destroys tomato plants.  It has spread to nearly every state in the Northeast and the mid-Atlantic due to the cool wet weather in June and the aggressively infectious nature of the pathogen.  Hot, sunny weather, which can kill late blight, could dramatically slow or eliminate the fungus’s spread.  Weather will just do what it is going to do.  Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that the 22^nd and the 23^rd will be fine days for destroying weeds.  The 28^th through the 31^st will be excellent days for planting fall crops that bear their yield above the ground.  One old Champion Tomato was amazed to see some of her dangling beauties turning colors—red!  Amazing indeed!  Champion!

        Private Lucas M. Bregg, 19, of Wright City, MO died July 8^th in Baghdad, Iraq, of injures suffered from a non com-bat related incident.  He was assigned to the 2^nd Battalion, 5^th Calvary Regiment, 1^st Brigade Combat Team, 1^st Calvary Division, Fort Hood, Texas.  Wright City is located on Interstate 70, about 45 miles west of St. Louis.  His family asked that the Patriot Guard Riders escort him back home when his body arrived in St. Louis on the 16^th of July.  This is a group of motorcycle riders from all over the country–all kinds of motorcycles, all kinds of political affiliations, all with the same philosophy, “Standing for those who stood for us.”  They express the Love and Gratitude that Champions feel for those serving their Nation in and out of uniform.

        Brushy Knob hosted Champion’s Fortnight Bridge game on account of the extraordinary heat of the 11^th of July and the relative rusticity of the Champion accommodations.  Ms. Oyl, of Champion-East, sat in for the Norwood player.  The disparity between winner and looser was 2,010 points with the winner only gleaning 4,810 after five rubbers of bridge!  Penalties were paid at $.25 each for numerous un-bid slams and the number of un-made contracts gleaned the Champion looser a hand full of bright nickels while the Vera Cruz victor pocketed a weight in quarters.  Brushy Knob will host again the regular game on the 25^th and players are honing their skills in preparation.

        Skyline Ladies Auxiliary held a solid planning meeting at Henson’s Store on the 14^th.  A follow up meeting is scheduled for the 28^th at the fire station.  A few short weeks from now will find those picnic grounds a flurry of activity.  Talk about excitement!  Meanwhile, White River Valley CoOp customers can vie for $100.00 in free power that the CoOp is donating for the benefit of the Skyline Fire Department.  That is one of those Champion neighborly one hand washes the other kind of things that goes on around this lovely neighborhood.

        Time is too slow for those that wait, too swift for those that fear, too long for those that grieve, too short for those that rejoice, but to those that love, time is eternity.  Of all the songs written about time, a current favorite is the Rolling Stones’ version of “Time is on My Side” from 1964.  The gist of it is the common theme.  One is given leave to experience all that the world has to offer with the reassurance that he has but to return to find the waiting steadfastness of an enduring true love.  “Time is on my side, yes it is.”  Send any song about time to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367 Norwood, MO 65717.  If the song is uplifting or somehow soothing for a sorrowful soul, e-mail it right away to Champion News.  Stand out on the porch at Henson’s Store and gaze up the inviting lane known as Lonnie Krider Memorial Drive.  Just think of all the music that that true Champion made and how many glad hearts.  One of Foster’s favorite songs from his Granddad is “Sadie’s Got Her New Dress On.”  Hum that one or another one and smile about a good memory.  Champion—Looking on the Bright Side.

CHAMPION—July 13, 2009

        Champions do not neglect their gift.  Every day the Bright Side is the right side in Champion.  Overworked and under appreciated venerable old timers with looming responsibilities and scant help are throwing their accumulated despair and pessimism aside and once again stepping up to do what has to be done.  The convenient philosophy applies that faced with the inevitability of an occurrence, one has but to surrender to the possibility of a positive experience and behave ‘as if’ for it to be rendered thus.  If you act like you’re having a good time, pretty soon, you will be.  Champion!

        Champion Sisters face to face with nine bears in the Great Smokey Mountains will soon be home to share the excitement of their adventure!

        Skyline Ladies Auxiliary met at the Firehouse to see the beautiful queen sized quilt that Esther Wrinkles has provided for the picnic fundraiser this year.  Color photos can be seen in the Neighborhood Events page at www.championnews.us.  Those photos can also be seen at Henson’s Store on the North Side of the Square in Downtown Champion.  Any Skyline Ladies Auxiliary member will have photos of the quilt and will have tickets for sale.  This one is another real beauty.  Jeff Pardeck from the White River Valley Electric Co Op has agreed to furnish $100.00 in free electric power for the fundraiser.  The Co Op does this every year and it is a great addition to the event as well as being good support for the fire department and the community.

        Bill Pool from over at Nashville sent some great tomato pictures in to the Champion at getgoin.net mailbox last week.  This week he called to say that he is having problems with some of those beauties.  They look ripe and wonderful, but when they are cut open, the core is green and hard like the stem, there are few seeds, and something like an internal blossom end rot is present.  It was suggested that he contact his extension agency or one of the Master Gardener programs in his area.  An old Champion tomato aficionada is struggling with the blossom end rot again.  Esther Howard, from Marshfield, in town on Sunday, said she had heard that sprinkling baby powder on the plant would help.  She also said to water in Epsom salts.  These may be old wives fables but they are worth the try from one of Champion’s favorite wives! Raymond’s too!  A certain gardener from Champion-North had ripe tomatoes before the contest was won, but she was not willing to share!  Others nearby said they had tomatoes but did not fit into the territory prescribed by the contest rules.  Perhaps there will be some changes next year.  Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that the 16^th and 17^th will be good days to plant root crops.  Her gift certificate was certainly a nice addition to the grand prize for the First Ripe Tomato this year.  Champion!

        The Grandmother-Granddaughter Day at the Creek was a Splashing affair!  It was an afternoon of popcorn and watermelon and lots of good moments among summertime friends. It was a Champion kind of day–most genteel and relaxing.

        The families of the U.S. Service Personnel who are deployed in the dangerous parts of the world live with the possibility of loosing their loved ones or of having them return with life altering disabilities.  Love and Gratitude from their Nation is their due, together with whatever help they need.  The conflicts are far away but very close to many.

        Send any cures for rotting tomatoes to Champion Items at Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  E-mail any examples of improved attitudes and resultant positive outcomes to Champion News. “The summer wind came blowin’ in from across the sea.  It lingered there, so warm and fair to walk with me.  All summer long, we sang a song and strolled on golden sand.  Two sweethearts, and the summer wind.”  Frank Sinatra sang that tune.  Sing your own sweet summer song out on the porch at Henson’s Store.  Check out the selection of Champion Picture Postcards there.  One has just to add a $.28 stamp and a mailing address to pick up the spirits of unfortunates living elsewhere out in the dull and dreary parts of the world.  Here Champions always Look on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—July 6, 2009

        Champions will recall that the First Ever Secret 4^th of July Parade was held in 2007.  The third annual event was executed with yet more stealth—so much so that no scintilla of evidence was left by rowdy revelers or respectful Patriots.  The spent shell casings and scrap bunting and balloon fragments of that first year were not to be found.  Last year’s inspiring Flag Raising ceremony, which was attended by so many local and visiting dignitaries, was moved up in the program this year as a signal to commence the Champion Independence Day Parade.  The processional terminated in free watermelon and consequently was transformed into rather more a race.  The watermelon went fast, but left no mess, and CPC (Champion Parade Committee) is taking the whole thing under advisement.  Champions are taking it in stride and striding in time to that favorite piccolo part in “The Stars and Stripes for Ever.”  Any Champion can summon those sweet strains to mind with a wistful smile and a little imagination.

        Kenneth and Dawn Henson were back in Beautiful Historic Champion over the holiday.  They prowled around old stomping grounds and made impromptu visits to Pleasant Cousins.  They were on a lark spending the night in Mountain Grove to enjoy the Mountain Grove School reunion, the air show and alumni banquet.  He said that he had some stories to share one day about Morton Upshaw.  Some of the Upshaw descendants said they had some stories to share about Hoovie too!

        The General’s Independence Day Bash went on from early to late.  Speculation was that the General would be suffering muscle soreness from his repeated bouts of moon walking during the daylong celebration.  In addition to the Good Natured (long suffering) and affable Sharon, Loretta and Elva Upshaw enjoyed the spectacle.  Deborah, Tom and Kyle Barker, who calls the General “GrandPa,” were witnesses to it again, as were Lucille Gayman and Richard and Kay Johnston.  Lucille Ketchum saw it and Wesley and Susie Hancock came all the way from Idaho to be spectators along with Peggy Ceraras.  More Upshaws—Russell, Sue, Dailey and Dean observed the demonstration.  Fae Krider has seen it all before, but was still willing to see it again with Leslee and Breauna Krider.  Kenneth and Barbara Anderson and Esther Wrinkles were able to ignore the whole moon walking exhibition in order to concentrate on the good music.  Wayne and JoAnn Anderson, attended together with Linda Clark, Luke Dartt.  It was a sweet gathering with good music, good family, good friends, and good memories.  Nobody mentioned Robert’s ice cream this year.  Maybe he didn’t serve any.  Maybe it wasn’t any good.  Maybe folks are just staying quiet about it because the guy just needs so little encouragement.  Still—What a Champion!

        Creek gatherings were sparsely attended this year due to unseasonable cool weather and the oddity of the holiday falling on Saturday.  There were many options for fun and those who congregated near cold flowing steams to renew old acquaintances and share the year’s happenings were well met.  A year can bring a lot of change.  Infants become toddlers who become little kids, then big kids then teenagers, then adults.  It happens fast in old eyes.  Conversations covered the general wide range of subjects including the Declaration of Independence.  A recent e-mail from Kathy Riley in Tennessee was sited.  It informed that five signers of the Declaration of Independence were captured by the British as traitors, and were tortured before they died.  Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.  Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured.  Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War.  Champions acknowledge the sacrifices made by forefathers as well as those serving their Nation in and out of uniform today.  Love and Gratitude is extended to the one percent of the population who shoulder the burden for all.  Lizzy and Semus were the chief appreciators of the good cold water and their Grandmother brought her ripe tomato to share and some tasty little cucumbers from her garden.  Life has its ups and downs, its twists and turns, tragedy, turmoil and trouble, but Grandparents with their little ones close can overlook a lot of the world’s craziness to be in the precious moment.  Champion! Dave and Sally Miller have accumulated 100 years of living between them!  They will be celebrating their duo-centenial for about six months.  Then they’ll be 102!  Go figure.

        The First Ripe Tomato in Champion Contest has been won.  The tomato was enjoyed with a sprinkle of salt and judged to be delicious.  Larry Casey from Champion—South was the Champion gardener this time.  His picture can be seen in the “Champions With Dirty Hands” category in the www.championnews.us website under “First Champion Tomato.”  The whole story is there about how he came home from a trip to Texas and found these two big tomatoes hiding in the weeds that had overtaken his garden.  Larry is a prodigious gardener and is more than willing to share his tips and experiences as well as those great purple-hulled peas!  He was proud of his Certificate of Champion Achievement, but was most appreciative of the $10.00 Gift Certificate from the Plant Place over in Norwood.  Linda has her July Almanac out.  It can be found on the website under the Links category:  Linda’s Almanac.  It says the 8^th and 9^th will be good days for planting root crops.  The 12^th and 13^th will also be good for root crops, as well as any vine crop like melons and cucumbers and for setting strawberry plants.  The strawberry crops were wonderful this year for some Champions, but the raccoons and possums are making messes of the strawberry beds now.  It seems like this is being a bad year for ‘critters.’  Skunks, possums, rabbits, armadillos, raccoons, deer, moles and groundhogs are all being troublesome.

        Favorite absentee Champions, Barbara and Harley Krider celebrated their 44^th wedding anniversary on the 3^rd of July.  It is not clear that either of them knew what they were getting into, but they have done a nice job of it and their Champion family and friends congratulate them heartily!

        The Skyline VFD Auxiliary has a meeting scheduled for the 7^th of July and another on the 14^th at Henson’s Store.  The particulars of the Auxiliary’s part in the Annual Skyline Picnic are being worked out to the last detail.  This is always such a sterling event.  This year it will be the 14^th and 15^th of August.  Skyliners and Champions will be out supporting the 4H Up and At ‘Em picnic over in Vanzant this week end.  It is a time for neighbors to throw their support around.

        Another big Granddaughter Day at the Creek get together is in the works and it will be an exciting affair even for Grandmothers with distant granddaughters.  There will be fun by proxy and only a little longing when the reminder that closeness is not about geography is trotted out again.

        Trot out a scintilla of sentimental drivel to cover up any kind of longing and send it to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  E-mail any kind of dirt on the General to Champion News.  Get over to Henson’s Store and see how fast you can sing, “In the summertime, when all the leaves and trees are green, and the red bird sings, I’ll be blue, ‘cause you don’t want my love.  You don’t seem to care a thing about me, would rather live without me, than to have my arms around you when the nights are cold and you’re so all alone.”  A person not in the mood to sing could just browse through the ever growing selection of Champion Picture Postcards.  The last two versions feature a three up of mules hitched to a covered wagon with Henson’s Store in the background.  The newest card is a portait of Ed Henson leaning up against the porch post.  Someone said the post was leaning up against him.  A pretty dog sits beside Ed and the two of them are obviously Champions—Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—June 29, 2009

        Champion is a relaxed and happy place where industrious people are ready to jump up and do what needs doing and they never tire of doing good.  Being always ready is the state of equipoise and Champion is full of it.  No one confuses being relaxed with idleness and a busybody has to put out a prohibitive amount of effort to work much mischief at all.

        A letter from Eva Henson Phillips of Oklahoma City says “The Ava, all school, high school Picnic was held at Lake Springfield on June 13^th.  Champion school was well represented by:  Vivian Krider, Glenna Lambert, Eva Henson.  Pete Robertson, of Republic, MO. also attended.  His wife, Miss Vivian, taught at Champion in the 1940’s.  We had a good visit about the one room school we attended.”

        Correcting an error from last week, Prince William’s last name is Windsor, not Spenser.  Spencer was his mother’s maiden name.  He is Prince William Arthur Phillip Louis of Wales and while he is only about 27 he has accomplished a great deal in life already.  Of course, much is expected.

        It is expected that the Forth of July Celebration in Champion will be marked with much solemnity and humility this year.  Gratitude goes to the Founding Fathers and Mothers and to the previous patriotic generations who have defended the beautiful Constitution against all threats both external and internal since the United States of America was founded in 1776.  Other nations in both hemispheres are currently in turmoil with questions concerning the legitimacy of regime changes.  This country exemplifies democracy in the sweetest way.  If a person were in Washington DC over the Fourth of July he could meet up with other marchers at 7^th Street on Constitution Avenue at 11:45 a.m. Eastern time and proceed all the way to 17^th Street.  The National Parade features marching bands, military and specialty units, floats, and VIPs.  Champion VIPs will stroll down Lonnie Krider Memorial Way.  They will come in from the South down the portion of the thoroughfare that has previously been known as the “Old Road.”  It was the main road prior to the construction of the black top of WW some time back in the 50’s…It is the road that Lonnie and his siblings used to walk to school at Champion.  It is the road to everywhere.  It goes past the church that used to be the school, past Henson’s Store and out the East end of town without ever encountering a speck of pavement.  Champion marchers will carry Love and Gratitude in their hearts for all those who serve the Nation in and out of uniform.  Champions Love of their Country.

        Esther Wrinkles has been celebrating her birthday for a solid week.  Her friends Louise and Sharon with their spouses took her out to supper at the Cajun Kettle on Tuesday.  Sister, Irene, took her to the Golden Coral on Thursday.  On Friday, the Slagels treated her to supper at Plumbers and then Sunday there was a big lunch at church for her including a lovely cake made by daughter-in-law, Theresa.  Esther was surprised further when later on Sunday evening a planned small gathering turned into a house full of 15 family members to help her get her partying done.  There was three gallons of homemade ice cream and no small amount of fun and laughter as her 92 years were acknowledged!  Esther is a Champion!  Another Champion is commemorating 70 years on the planet!  What a guy!  A Champion fellow, if ever there was one!

        So much of gardening is observation.  A quick eye can spot an insect infestation before it gets out of hand.  One old Champion has found her first green tomato hornworm already.  She doesn’t have a tomato close to ripe yet, but the pests are already beginning to find their favorite foods.  Plants are being traded still out among friends and it is reckoned that corn can be planted as late as the 15^th of the month with the expectation of a harvest.  Choosing the right variety is important to be sure there is enough growing time left in the season.  Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood shows that the first through the fourth will be excellent days for planting above ground crops.  By the 8^th and 9^th the signs will have changed and the crops that bear their yield below ground will be the favored ones to plant.  Sometimes a Champion is busy hoeing the corn and becomes aware of the shadow of a large bird passing overhead.  The brim of her hat or the dazzling sun or her own disorientation may obscure the bird and she may not ever know what bird caused the shadow that had passed over her.  It is an eerie feeling that goes to worldview and perspective.  Bill Pool from over in Tennessee has been sending pictures of his ripe tomatoes.  They are gorgeous.  Too bad, Bill.  While you are certainly a Champion by history, family ties, and sentiment, you simply don’t live here and your Nashville, TN tomatoes do not count toward the First Ripe Tomato in Champion Contest.  He said, “I grew up 7 miles south of Gentryville on Brushcreek & Bryant, a Cousin to Eva Powell, also you may know my mother, Esther Richmond.”  Ms. Powell began her own birthday celebration on Monday and was expected to be chasing around with daughter, Saundra, and various other loving family.  She smiled to hear about her cousin’s tomatoes and remarked that his mother is in a rest home in Mtn. Grove.  Eva is not growing tomatoes this year, but it is hoped that she has had a Champion Birthday.

        Norwood hosted the Fortnight Bridge group on Saturday and it was quite a close game.  A mere three hundred points separated the winner from the loser.  Norwood won with 4870 points, Champion 4770, Brushy Knob 4790 and Vera Cruz 4570.  There were several slams bid and unbidden and prizes for slams made in previous games were paid out.  The Champion player collected two dollars in old slams, paid in 50 cents for two unbid ones and then recovered those two quarters with another bid one.  Champion!  It was a close and interesting game punctuated with cherry cheese cake.  Champion indeed!

        The mail boxes have been full this week.  Betty Dye sent a lovely story that she has written about her Dad, called The Old Straw Hat.  She wrote it in 2007.  It is a touching tribute to a hardworking family man who taught good life lessons and set a good example.  Look for the story and pictures of Mr. Dye in his hat under Champion Friends at www.championnews.us.

        A Champion Reader, Michael Greengard wrote, “The words I learned from my father for ‘I’m Goin’ Back to Where I come From’ go like this:  ‘I’m goin’ back to where I come from Where the honeysuckle smell so sweet, it durn near makes you sick.  I used to think my life was humdrum But I sure have learned my lesson, and it’s bound to stick.  There ain’t no use in me pretendin’.  The city just ain’t no place for a guy like me to end in.  I’m going back to where come from Where the mocking bird is singing in the lilac bush.’” There are three more verses, each a little different from versions found earlier.  What a song!  Champions at Henson’s Store the other day were still talking about that guy who called himself “Disgruntled Elsewhere.”  It was noted that there is a lot of nice property in Champion for sale if he is so anxious to live here.  Then there was the idea that such a grouchy attitude might make him not the most pleasant neighbor.  Then someone said maybe if he can break free from his encumbrances for a while he aught to just come and rent for a spell to see if it is as wonderful as he thinks it must be and to see if he is a good fit for the community.  He better slip in sort of quiet and give his right name.  He may have predisposed some to be skeptical of him.

        Skeptics are free to write to Champion Items, Rt, 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  E-mail music, tomato pictures, examples of patriotism, and good works to Champion News.  Stand out on the veranda at Henson’s Store on the North Side of the Square in Downtown Champion.  Look up the hill to the South to see Lonnie Krider Memorial Way emerge from the forest and wind its grassy way down the hill, past the old school, past the old store, and all the way through the Heart of Champion—Look on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—June 22, 2009

        In Champion the verdant, voluptuous topography is a delight to the eyes.  For the ears, sound is captured in the folds and creases of the deep hollows and is wound among the steep hills in a mysterious way that obscures its origin.  So the humming drone of the big haymaking machinery is transported to distant places and the hearer may have no idea who is getting his hay in.  Some still early mornings the train whistle can be heard all the way from Norwood.  It is part of the magic of the place.

        Any number of Champions have taken exception to the note from Mr. Elsewhere impugning the qualities of their beloved home.  The inference seemed to be that a strong delusion was being perpetrated to cause readers to believe a lie.  As it turns out Mr. Elsewhere’s sarcasm was but an artful arrangement of words adapted to the purpose of expressing his great wish to live in Champion himself.  Marooned elsewhere with history, family ties, responsibilities and a job, he casts longing glances this way and sees green.  Envy is a brutal companion and jealousy’s green is drab and sad.

        Champion’s own Barbara Krider has been struggling with bad weather in Illinois and with the resultant power outages and all the inconveniences connected with the disruptions.  She may well be glad when her own Haymaker gets home.  The First day of Summer was Linda Krider Watt’s birthday!  She is old enough now to be President of the United States.  She shares her birthday with Prince William Spenser of England.  He will be King someday and he has had many advantages but when he goes home, as Linda often does, he is not in Champion.  It is, however, the Mark of a Champion to be able to be happy no matter what the circumstance, and Champions congratulate them both on their special day.  Another Summer Solstice baby is Kai Parsons, a. k. a. Coyote.  She is home with the folks out West of Ava visiting for a week or so from Portland, OR.  It may be that this is the first trip to the Ozarks for her husband and youngest child, but daughter Sierra has spent lots of time with grandparents Parsons out on the farm.  She will be living the grandchild’s perfect dream of getting to spend two months with the doting old folks.  There will be lots of trips to the creek and reacquainting with summertime friends.  It will add to her lexicon of precious childhood memories.  Champions know they are making memories every day.

        It is expected that somewhere between 75 and 100 people will be attending the Cooley Reunion which will be Saturday, the 27^th.  Because of the fire at the Dora White Senior Center last January, the reunion will be held at the First Freewill Baptist Church this year.  Bob and Lily (Cooley) Conrad have fifth wheeled down from Washington State will be joined by others from Washington and some New Yorker family members as well as a mob of other Cooleys, Proctors, Hickses, Alsups, Upshaws, Sheltons and on an on….  It will be a bash.  Nacy Cooley may get to go if the physical therapist says she can.  She is currently in the Autumn Oaks Nursing Home in the rehabilitation wing.  She came for the Reunion, arriving on a Wednesday from her home in Henderson, NV.  On Saturday she broke her hip and has since had a hip replacement surgery, according to Arlene Cooley who is the source for this information.  She said that while Virginia (Proctor) Jacobs was visiting with Nacy in the hospital they talked about how the Cooley family was so well regulated.  That is, they kept regular hours for their meal times and bedtime.  The Proctor family, on the other hand, had twelve children and a much more free wheeling approach to life.  There was fun to be had at Howard and Lola Proctor’s house and Nacy liked to spend time there.  There will be plenty of that kind of visiting going on at the Reunion.  Arlene said that she figured that the General would try to slip in for a while.  He’s everywhere.

        A movie came out in 1955 called More Rivers to Cross.  It was kind of a wholesome, funny frontier story just suited to show in the drive-in for the whole family.  It had a great song, “Oh, the higher up the berry tree, the sweeter grows the berries.  The more you hug and kiss a gal, the more she wants to marry.”  It is true that those blueberries on top of the bushes get ripe first.  Lilly Ridge’s Linnie Ingram was talking last week about all the folks that had come down to Eckart’s Farm in Dora for their blueberries.  It is an outing that has become a tradition among many friends.  A Champion, who usually goes with a friend, made her first solitary trip this year.  The acres of blueberry bushes are laid out in long rows and the bushes are tall and thick so that in some parts of the field people can be as close together as three or four feet and not be able to see each other.  One person picking along quietly then becomes privy to a lot of anonymous conversation.  “He just sits in that recliner and complains about his arthritis.  If he’d get up and do a little something, he would feel a lot better.”  Her friend replied, “Well, Jack just sits on the couch with the remote in his hand by the hour.”  Some younger women were talking about a wedding when one was to have been a bridesmaid.  “It was two days before the wedding and my dress wasn’t ready.  I already had three fittings and it still was no good.  So the night before the wedding I went to Walmart and bought some material and a pattern.  I hadn’t made a garment probably in 17 years.  I was in a hurry so I wasn’t all that detailed about everything, and it was a lot of fun making it.  I didn’t get it finished but the woman finally did get my dress done, and it was OK, but I really liked sewing again.”  She went on to talk about how a little boy was to pedal a toy tractor down the isle, pulling a little girl in a wagon…the flower girl presumably.  The tractor was hard to pedal and there were a lot of people watching him so he wasn’t very happy, but they were both real cute.”  Some young folks about fifth grade age picked berries in a rush in an adjacent row.  They were speaking both English and German at the same time…maybe a half sentence of each.  The subject matter was about a lot of boy-girl stuff, sweet and naive in both languages.  A few rows over some young ladies were singing Amazing Grace and other religious songs in their high pure voices.  Occasionally a little burst of laughter would rise up from among the rows.  It is lovely to have friends to share these beautiful experiences, but also very nice to see the big picture some times.

        Many Champions are thinking about their military service families, sacrificing at home and in dangerous foreign fields.  Those left behind need those expressions of Love and Gratitude from their Nation.

        The Skyline Ladies Auxiliary had a very productive meeting at Esther Wrinkles house on Tuesday.  Groundwork was laid for the Auxiliary’s part in what will be another spectacular Skyline Volunteer Fire Department Picnic.  It will be on August 14^th and 15^th this year.  The ladies are planning a meeting at the Cook Shack on July 7^th and then another at Henson’s Store in Downtown Champion on July 14^th.  There is much to do and time is flying by!  What happy days for those who recognize the beauty of the present when it is happening.

        Great Happenings, compassion for the drab and sad, sweet stories of summertime friends and lazy wonderful days at Grandmother’s house are all welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  Songs like, “Summertime, summertime, sum, sum summertime,” are welcome at Champion News.  Look around on the website at www.championnews.us to read what Peggy Hancock had to say about getting poison ivy while staying with grandparents Jim and Liza Hancock.  It seems that Ed Henson drove her to the doctor in Mt. Grove in his old grocery truck because her grandparents didn’t have a car.  She remembered that Ed was a nice man and that he gave her a grape soda.

        Find a grape soda in the refrigerator at Henson’s Store.  Sit around inside to hear random yarns being spun, or step out on the porch to see an example of Mr. Elsewhere’s BS.  In Champion it’s looking on the Bright Side!