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CHAMPION—November 9, 2008

        When Champions plow, they plow with hope the way Paul directed the Corinthians to do.  Not that all that much plowing is going on this time of the year, but now that the political dust is settling Champions are optimistic for a good harvest of the fruits of a participatory democracy.  Citizens of the Greatest Nation are idealist by definition.

        Looking for fun is another Champion enterprise.  One of his brothers said that Donald Krider who lives in Illinois now and his Dad, Oscar, looked up one day to see Clinton McCoy coming up the road riding a cow and leading a horse!  It was funny.  It turns out that Clinton was a prankster.

        Veteran’s Day brings all those who serve in Uniform to the forefront of Champion consciousness.  The requirement for Love and Gratitude toward the US Service Personnel cannot be overstated.  The years ahead will find those Veterans in unexpected situations and Champions will be there with encouragement and understanding.

        The full moon in November is called the Beaver Moon.  It occurs at 12:17 a.m. on the 13^th of the month according to Linda’s Almanac from the Plant Place over in Norwood.  “Beaver, more than any other animals besides humans, alter the environment to meet their needs.  The dams they build in streams, the trees they cut for food and the channels they dig to increase their mobility in the water bring diversity in plant and animal life to the area.”  This is according to the publication:  Missouri’s Beaver, A guide to Management, Nuisance Prevention and Damage, available through the Missouri Department of Conservation.  The birthstone for the month of November is the Topaz!  It is an interesting stone—quite lovely in a buttery, caramel, sorghum kind of way.  It is mined in Utah and Arizona in this Wonderful Country.  Its most common colors range from pale yellow to brown, but it also occurs as a clear stone.  Treated with heat or other circumstances the clear stone can become blue like aquamarine or pink in a color that looks like it wants to be a garnet.  Topaz–a lovely stone, which can exist in a wide range of color and is often multifaceted.  Many famously charming Champions celebrate birthdays in November.  Among them are Sue and Bob Weltanschauung from under the hill (not nearly over it) and Elva Ragland who will be celebrating on the 19^th…quite a substantial birthday!

        Enjoy a buttery topaz, gloriously golden autumn morning on the porch at Henson’s Store.  It is on the North Side of the Square where Patriotic Champions are softly singing a sanguine song and are insatiable in their interest in everything natural.  Champions are perpetual optimists—ready for fun and Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—November 2, 2008

        Taft carried Missouri by over four thousand majority in 1908, according to the Douglas County Herald.  It turns out that he was the ‘portliest’ President the Nation has ever had.  He was 5’11” tall and at his heaviest weighed about 344 pounds!  He served from 1909 until 1912 as the 27^th President and has the distinction of being the only President to be on the Supreme Court.  He was the tenth Chief Justice from 1921 to 1930.  He is also considered to be responsible for the seventh inning stretch at baseball games.  The president was watching a game and, in the seventh inning, he got up to stretch.  The crowd, out of respect for the President, also rose to its feet.  Since then, people have stretched during the seventh inning of baseball games.  There are several stories about how that tradition started.  Tradition is a funny thing sometimes.  One of the best traditions of all nations in the world, past and present, is the peaceful and orderly transfer of power from one leader to the next.  The founding Fathers set it up that way and Americans have been the beneficiaries of this wisdom since the beginning of the Nation.  There have been some excellent stories in the press recently about how President Bush’s office has been working with both candidates to insure that the transition is a smooth one.  Mrs. Wrinkles, an election official from over at Vanzant, said that whoever gets this one inherits a mess.  She is right and by the time this goes to ink and gets into the reader’s hands all will have been revealed.  Hooray, America! And Good Luck!  It was a treat for some Champions to hear an old Hank Williams tune recently released by Elvis Costello and Charlie Haden—“You Win Again!”  It was played on the radio the other day and these old Champions sang their own version:  “You win again, America!  You sweet old Democracy!”

        A lovely note has arrived in the Champion News mailbox:  “Hello!  Linda Clark from Ava here.  I read in the Champion items in the Douglas County Herald that you were wanting the name of the third person singing on the song, “We Live in Two Different Worlds.”  He is my brother-in-law, Luke Dartt from Brighton, Missouri.  Luke is singing the verses, and my Dad, Wayne Anderson, and Lonnie Krider are singing with him on the chorus.  This song is from a CD that was made at Plainview School house a few years back at a benefit for Relay for Life.  It was sort of a family affair with our good friend, Lonnie Krider, joining us.  My Dad, Wayne Anderson, was playing the banjo; Lonnie Krider was playing the mandolin; my sister, Brenda Dartt was playing bass; my brother-in-law, Luke Dartt, was playing the guitar; everyone got in on the vocals, and I helped sing back up on a few of the songs.  You many not have wanted all of the information above; so I guess the short answer to your question of who the third person is…it’s Wayne Anderson’s son-in-law, Luke Dartt.  😉  Have a good day, and keep Looking on the Bright Side!  Linda Clark Ava, Missouri.”  That was a welcome note and more information is always better!  Administrators of the www.championnews.us site are planning to make more tunes from that CD available soon.

        Before another Herald hits the newsstands America will have celebrated Veteran’s Day.  President Bush has urged all Americans to observe November 9 through November 15, 2008, as National Veterans Awareness Week.  “I encourage all Americans to recognize the bravery and sacrifice of our veterans through ceremonies and prayers.  I call upon Federal, State, and local officials to display the flag of the United States and to support and participate in patriotic activities in their communities.  I invite civic and fraternal organizations, places of worship, schools, businesses, unions, and the media to support this national observance with commemorative expressions and programs.”  Champions are pleased to do that.  Last week it was reported that thirteen US Servicepersonnel had died in the middle east.  Nine of them were between the ages of 18 and 25.  The others were 29, 30, 33, and 39 years old.  They all had survivors, family and friends.  They have the Love and Gratitude of their Country.

        Those boys from Tennessee were back in the neighborhood for a few days.  Dakota and Dillon were helping out on the farm and going deer hunting with various Uncles.  It will be exciting to learn how that went.  Some of those Uncles have a funny way of hunting, but the boys are level headed young fellows and probably made out just fine no matter what the example set for them.  They might have been able to dodge the General this trip, but their Great Uncle Vernon Upshaw spent Sunday afternoon on the farm with them and they are no doubt better for the exposure.

        Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that November 6, 7, 10, and 11 are good days to prune in order to discourage growth.  The 14^th, 15^th, and 16^th are all good days for destroying weeds.  There is plenty to do in the garden year round.  One old Champion is dredging her little pond and putting the mud and algae on the garden.  A wheel barrow full of liquid is an interesting push!  Some are finally getting some tender things mulched for the winter.  Some are getting the last of the produce put up in the pantry, freezer and cellar and some are pulling a nice sweet turnip here and there.  Living out in the exurbs is a lovely place to live.  Champions are happy about their gardens, their government, their peace and tranquility and Champions are good commemorators.  An estemed Champion has a big birthday coming up on the 6^th of the month and there will be some fine celebrating done.  He’ll be old enough to get his old age pension and will be happy just to wake up!  Meanwhile other Champions are planning an election party with chocolate cup cakes full of macadamia nuts!  Hip Hip Hooray!

        Reasons to celebrate can be sent to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or to Champion News.  Sing any Hank Williams song on the porch at Henson’s Store in the heart of Champion.  Go “Window Shopping” or “Howling at the Moon” or just step out there for a good stretch.  It is on the North Side of the Square.  That is one of the many places in the glorious exurb where Champions Look on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—October 27, 2008

        The sun’s path is lower in the Champion sky these autumn days.  As it shines unexpectedly through seldom cleaned windows the light inside may be distorted and the view outside may be distorted.  It does not take much in the way of dirt to change the look of things.  It is the mark of a real Champion to be able to see around the distortions and dirty smears, political and otherwise, that twist, warp, contort and misshape a view or judgment.  An old Champion stepped out of Henson’s Store Saturday to Look on the Bright Side.  She was headed home to wash some windows when she happened on a couple of men talking.  One was saying that he just didn’t know how he was going to take it if things turned out the way folks are saying.  The other fellow, a life-long born and raised Champion and son of Champions, said first of all, that there’s no telling for sure what’s going to happen and a person should not worry overly.  Then he said that he figured that Americans are some of the most adaptable people in the world.  He agreed that some people are just never going to change at all, but most people are able to take whatever comes along in stride.  There are always going to be some folks who don’t like things the way they are no matter what they are.  It’s human nature and the nature of a democracy.  In Champion, however, optimism for a favorable outcome is encouraged and the polling place is waiting for voters who want to make a change.

        Danny Dry was at Champion on Saturday seeing Jamie off on Bud Hutchison’s trail ride.  He wandered around with a rope in his hand half the morning, claiming to have lost his horse.  Charlie Lambert said he thought it was off out behind the old school house.  There was speculation that it had just run off or that it had died.  Danny was heard to say the horses’ name was Spot, as he got in his truck and headed over to Drury to meet the trail ride with a nice lunch for Jamie.  By all accounts, the trail ride was just lovely.  The weather was perfect.  Thirty-one riders left Champion but only twenty-nine arrived at Drury.  That would have been the makings of a good Halloween tale but the mystery was solved when a couple of riders from Springfield turned back to Champion when their horses lost shoes.  This trail ride is one of high marks on the Champion Calendar. 

        Finally a hard freeze heralds the coming winter.  Persimmons are uniformly producing spoons in their seeds and smoke is beginning to drift up through some chimneys.  There will be some cold days for sure, but there will be “a day (even) in February when a dog will look for a shade.”  That is according to another life-long Champion who knows plenty of Old Time Champion sayings and most generally has a song in his heart.  Music has often served the purpose of distracting a person from his problems.  One of the best possible uses of music is in the healing process.  “We Live in Two Different Worlds” is the name of a song that can be heard in the Champion School Reunions category at www.championnews.us.  Lonnie Krider, Wayne Anderson and someone else sings this piece with some distinctive banjo and mandolin playing.  As to singing in Champion, of course, the louder the better if it’s good and Champion is the home of many a fine voice.  Some Champions find that just thinking a tune and the words is enough to get them to feeling better.  It also represents a kindness to others to keep a lid on it if it is sour.  Most Champions are polite enough not to say too much when a singer wanders way off key.  The thought is that a song doesn’t generally last too long and a person can generally launch himself on toward home to some important chore before the offending singer starts his next selection.  Sometimes a chanteuse is inescapable, however, and so Champions are put to the test of forbearance.  Not wishing to have strife with a neighbor can cause people to put up with a lot of things.  What Champions!

        The 30^th and the 31^st will be good days for applying organic fertilizer to the garden according to Linda’s Almanac over at the Plant Place in Norwood.  Those days are also good days to prune to encourage growth, and for harvesting crops, planting seed beds and killing farm meat.  There is always plenty to do on a farm.  The term farm covers a wide spectrum of agricultural production work and what one person calls a farm might be a joke to another.  The work is there to be done no matter what it’s called and the sore muscles are indistinguishable.

        Friday night the 31^st of October is portentous for being cold and gloomy.  It gets dark early in Champion.  Soon even the owls stop their calling and the coyote’s distant howl trails off to nothing in the chill of the somber murky night.  The wind whistles and moans around corners and branches snap suddenly to mask the sound of a hard following foot-fall in the dark and the rush of a heavy wet breath and a clammy hand just missing the back of the neck of some unwary innocent who thinks to extort candy by the threat of a trick!  Trick or treat!  Indeed!  Even The Headless Cobbler of Smallette Cave would quail at the thought of approaching Champion with such a demand!  His thoughts are in the pumpkin he carries under his arm for a head! Little Champion goblins are thinking twice about making mischief….as well they should.  Boo! Ha! Ha! Ha!

        Raymond and Esther Howard were in the neighborhood over the week-end to the delight of many Champions.  Raymond was talking about squirrel hunting and kept the place lively with his infectious laugh.  Esther was fetching in her new red hat and her sweet good humor.  Champion is always in a good mood when they visit.

        Soldiers serving in dangerous places in the world have made available to them the materials and support in order to cast their ballots in the coming National election.  There are specific rules and procedures for this kind of voting and it is hoped that they all get their say.  Whatever the conflict or the assignment of duty, that they wear the uniform insures Citizens here their voting franchise.  Some of those serving will not return and many will return wounded one way or another.  They will have the Love and Gratitude of their Nation on Tuesday the 4^th of November, on November 11^th—Veterans’ Day, and every other day of the year.  They are Champions.  Ella Fitzgerald sings, “Vote for Mr. Rhythm!  The People’s Choice!  Vote for Mr. Rhythm!  Let freedom ring!  Change your woe into wodie oh doe!”  She says it is the true meaning of the ‘swing vote.’  Jack Teagarden played the trombone and sang, “I Swung the Election!”  It was a swing tune for the swing states.  Some say, “Vote early and vote often!” To new Citizen and new voter, Sally Miller, Champions say that they take the vote seriously and are delighted that she will be joining the throngs at the polling place this year.  Hip! Hip! Hooray!

        Everybody wins in a democracy!  Celebrate your Victory at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  E-mail Exultations and the name of the third person in the trio singing “We Live in Two Different Worlds” to Champion News.

        Sing your campaign song loud and long, on or off key right on the porch at Henson’s Store in the geo-political nexus of the absolute Heart of Douglas County.  (Just a little to the Right of Center-or a little to the Left if you’re looking from the inside.)  Left, Right or Center, in Champion they are always Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—October 18, 2008

        A beautiful Sunday afternoon sometimes finds sightseers touring Champion.  They come from Mountain Grove and other places that are not too far distant from Champion, though Champion is a world away from the hustle bustle of even a small town.  It is one of those phenomena like the summer time way it takes so much longer to get to the Mill Pond than it does to get home from there.  Champion is where the Heart is for Champions.  So it is understandable that Sunday day-trippers might make the tour for the pleasure of the autumnal vista or to somehow acquire and draw down the distinctive culture of the place by observing it on the sly.  As a Sunday diversion it renders an impression of picturesque postcard quaintness.  The visitors stroll about then unimpeded and take photos at will, as if they could capture the place in its quietness.  Weekdays, however, find Champion a vital hub of activity… a veritable hot bed of commercial hubbub.  The economic downturn of the place is felt equally among Champions as with Warren Buffett.  Mr. Buffett is immune to the travails of the market on account of being fantastically rich.  Champions find themselves mostly immune as well.  In the words of Bob Dylan:  “When you aint got nothing, you got nothin to loose.”  Being in the same boat with Warren Buffett is sort of a Champion thing! What a deal!  (Mr. Buffett is a bridge player.)  He is also a successful investor and a great philanthropist…he sounds like a Champion…like you could meet him walking up on the porch at Henson’s Store.  He may never have spent a depression winter and summer feeding on turnips because that’s all there was to be had…but he might have.  Champions will be sure to ask next time they see him.

        Rogene Paskins is another bridge player.  She is a new neighbor who moved in some distance South of Champion a couple of years ago.  Some Champions met her at Sally Miller’s Citizenship Shebang on Saturday.  A hundred people showed up to congratulate Sally on her new status and to celebrate in general.  It was a great event!  Sally was moved by the outpouring of so many genuine good wishes and the well-wishers were much elevated by her acknowledgment.  When someone wants what you have it makes you look at it with a new appreciation.  The registered voters of whatever persuasion were given a timely reminder of the value of their ballot.  Red, white, and blue balloons, and American flags flying on every table and wall were the decorations.  Decidedly live American music swelled the hearts of all.  General celebrations included birthdays and anniversaries and the chance to see seldom seen friends and to become acquainted with new ones.  Rogene will soon be completing foursomes and revealing whether she bids the convenient minor or will open a four card major.  (Reckon Warren Buffett is a proponent of the convenient minor?)

        The big topics of conversation in Champion these days are the ‘wooly worm’ and the persimmon seed.  People have seen solid dark wooly worms and solid pale ones.  There have been reports of wooly worms dark on each end and light in the middle.  There are reports by some that very few wooly worms have been seen at all.  Persimmon seeds are proving to be spoons inside, by and large.  Someone said he opened a seed that had two spoons in it.  Some squirrels have very fluffy tails and some are thin and scrawny.  The upshot of all this, General, is that the winter will be whatever it will be.  These tell-tale signs like all prognosticating tools are subject to interpretation.  The Champion thing to do is to be prepared for a hard winter and then if it is an easy one it will be very easy.  “It’s a challenge to live in a sylvan setting,” says a Champion neighbor Franciscan Brother Josef.  “It grows on you.  The wildness is so freeing. You do develop a relationship with nature.  That in itself brings you closer to God.”  He sounds like a Champion too!

        Last year Champion pumpkin saw first frost on October’s last Monday.  It came a little earlier the previous year and so far this year it has been in the weather forecast but has yet to make its chilly appearance.  Some are ready for it.  Gardeners persist and see that Linda’s Almanac designates the 23^rd through the 27^th as good days to grub out weeds and briars and other plant pests.  The walnut harvest has gone well.  B.and B. Barnhart had hauled off 1300 pounds of them by the end of last week!  So the seasons continue to roll by.  Bud Hutchison’s trail ride will be making its way in and out of Champion on Saturday.  Last year it took seventeen stock trailers to get all the horses to Champion.  From there they saddled up and made a pleasant amble through the back country to Drury for lunch and then back again.  This is a much anticipated event in the area as local residents show up at Champion to get a look at the outfit or just wait around on their front porches for them to pass by.  Like most Champion parades, there is as much gawking done by the paraders as by the observers.  Somebody will probably be singing old cowboy songs.  “I ride an old paint and I lead an old dan.  I’m going to Montana to throw the hoolihan.”  Or perhaps someone will sing the saga of the Strawberry Roan.  Some Champions might just stay close to the fire and listen to their old Marty Robbins records.

        “We are tenting tonight on the old camp ground.  Give us a song to cheer our weary hearts, a song of home and friends we love so dear.”  Songs of war seem to fit for every war.  “Alas for those comrades of days gone by Whose forms are missed tonight.  Alas for the young and true who lie Where the battle flag braved the fight.”  Civil War songs fit for the remebrance of the 4185 who have fallen in Iraq and the thousand more so far in Afghanistan.  Their survivors have Love and Gratitude coming from their Nation.  Meanwhile, the seasons are changing ‘over there’ and another long cold winter approaches.  Champions keep those who serve in their best daily thoughts.

        Other Champion thoughts are full of birthday wishes for Madelyn Jean Ward who celebrated her second birthday on October 16^th!  Congratulations!  Other birthdays are being celebrated by a talented artist up on C Highway and by a sweet potato grower over on Cold Springs Road, now eligible for her Old Age Pension!

        Persimmon receipts or any kind of optimistic statements are welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or at Champion News.  Look in on the internet at www.championnews.us to catch up on old news or to hear a tune by local yokels.  Look for Warren Buffett on the porch at Henson’s Store in the financial heart of Champion where stock is on the hoof and Champions are Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—October 12, 2008

        Champions are generally pretty fond of Italian food and are pleased to celebrate Columbus Day even though there is still controversy among some about whether or not the Western Hemisphere might have been better served if Cortez, Columbus, DeSoto and that whole crowd of explorers simply had not returned to Europe with their tales of discovery.  Eventually, it is thought that they would have stopped coming here if none of them ever returned there.  Well, it didn’t turn out that way and all these years later Champions together with all their neighbors in the Americas have become accustomed to being part of a great mixture of people from all over.  Many ancestors of current Champions came from Tennessee, Kentucky, and the Carolinas.  Their ancestors had come from Scotland, Ireland, England and other places.  The world is very full of people now and they move around.  The indigenous peoples are rarely the majority of the population of any given area, but it still happens sometimes in remote places.  All this is just to say that it takes Champions to appreciate the diversity and the mutability of a community.

        A couple of real Champions celebrated their 40^th wedding anniversary on October 12.  One of them might have sung to the other, “Let me call you sweetheart…etc.”  They keep the love light glowing and represent enduring love to their children and family.  Sweet!  The Shannon family had a reunion on October 11^th over at the Vanzant Community Building.  Miss Kalyssa Wiseman,1, was the youngest family member in attendance.  Kalyssa’s Grandmother is Faye Krider and Faye’s Aunt Ruby Anderson was the most senior in attendance.  She celebrated her 96^th birthday in August.  She was one of Faye’s Mother’s sisters.  Lucille Ketchum, 86, is another of those sisters.  There were somewhere between 32 and 40 Shannons in attendance from all over the country including Idaho, Florida, St. Louis and Champion.  General Upshaw and a sensible young relation, who hopes not to be linked with the General in print, officiated at an auction and oversaw various entertainments and formalities.  Notably absent from that gathering was Dave Shannon who is currently in St. John’s Hospital in Springfield recovering from a recent and very serious truck wreck.  Everyone wishes him well and a speedy recovery.

        If oil of vitriol were available at the pump to run the farm truck or if it could be used in the kitchen to fry chicken and okra it might be in demand in Champion if it didn’t cost too much.  Still, if it just cost a dollar a gallon and a person could drive fifty miles on it, it would still be much too expensive.  The vitriol that is in such great supply these days doesn’t have octane ratings or regular and unleaded versions.  This vitriol is found in the abusive and venomous language used to express blame and censure and bitter deep-seated ill will.  Uncertain times frighten people and frightened people are dangerous.  They are unpredictable and subject to extreme influences.  So as the impassioned opinions swirl around in the outside world, blown by gusts of nefarious incompetence and greed, Champions just go on about their calm and orderly lives.  This part of the world has never been burdened with excessive prosperity and so a sudden lack of it has not much effect.  Champions continue to set the standard for reticence and general good behavior.

        “Once in khaki suits, gee we looked swell.  Full of that yankee doodle dum.  Half a million boots went slogging through hell and I was the kid with the drum!  Say don’t you remember?  They called me Al.  It was ‘Al’ all the time.  Say don’t you remember?  I’m your pal.  Buddy, can you spare a dime?”  At least one Champion says that this is not a Champion song because it is evocative of a troubled time.  The soldiers in the current conflicts are doing what their Nation asks them to do and they are doing it with a will.  With 4181 mortal wounds in Iraq and another one thousand in Afghanistan, U.S. Military Personnel know the risk they take.  As the living wounded return it is to be hoped that they will be met with the Love and Gratitude of their Country and with some assistance to rebuild the lives forever altered by their Service.

        Day breaks in Champion to reveal spectacular fall foliage more pronounced every day.  Wild turkeys are being brought to the table by some lucky hunters and thoughts of the coming winter have other folks optimistic for some idle days to spend catching up on deferred maintenance, correspondence, good deeds or rest.  Pantries are bulging and harvest festivals are the social opportunities to renew acquaintances and firm up long time friendships.  There will be much of that going on as friends gather to celebrate with Sally Miller her new status as a Tax Paying U.S. Citizen and Registered Voter!  Congratulations Sally!  Welcome!  The Nation is much improved by you.

        Yes, the harvest is drawing to a close, but gardening is a year round thing.  Even after the frost, which some say is running late this year, there is plenty to do.  Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that the 23^rd through the 27^th will be excellent days to grub out briars, weeds and other plant pests.  The 30^th and 31^st will be good days to apply organic fertilizer.  Huckleberry George’s Champion friend will be getting that garlic planted between the 20^th and the 22^nd.  It is always a good time to mend fences and make plans for the next big garden.  Getting those saved seeds stored safely and a few notes made about what worked well this year and what to try for next year won’t take much time and will prove to be valuable for a future harvest.  One of the real tricks to a successful harvest is to concentrate on the successes when discussing it with friends and neighbors and just to make quiet mental notes about the failures.  There is no real need to do more about the failures than to remember them.

        Virtues of the Mediterranean diet can be sent to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367,  Norwood, MO. 65717.  E-mail easy, healthy, non-fattening Italian receipts to Champion News.  “Hey!  Good looking!  Whatcha got cookin’?  How’s about cooking something up with me?”  That is a good song to sing on the porch at Henson’s Store in downtown Champion.  Spend some time inside shopping, visiting and soaking up the tranquil Champion ambiance.  When you come out, you’ll be Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—October 6, 2008

        Autumnal delights abound in Champion and Champions walk around with their eyes wide open acutely aware of the seasons changing.  Every day every vista has new character revealed according to the hour and to the eye of the beholder.  Sublime.

        Oklahoma’s Ethel McCallie was in Champion last week.  She came over from Ava where she had been visiting her girlhood friend, Loraine Nash.  Her entourage included her son Larry, of Hutchison, Kansas, and daughter Brenda Haden of Springfield, granddaughter Jessica Mead of Pinedale, Wyoming and her great grandson Ethan Mead who is two years old and required four adults to keep up with him!  They had a pleasant tour of the scenery in Champion, had their picture taken and chatted up the local yokels…a Champion diversion.

        The Upshaws took a holiday trip to commemorate the birthday of Karen Faye and Linda Kaye.  In a caravan of several cars sixteen family members left after breakfast at Plumbers Junction on Saturday the 4^th and made the trek to Arkansas to visit old time family stomping grounds and cemeteries.  It seems like everyone had a good time and there have thus far been no reports of untoward behavior even by the General.  Faye has been under the weather, however, and Champions all extend their best wishes for a speedy recovery.  For a few days she is as old as her brother-in-law, Harley, but he will soon leap ahead again and be older than most Champions.  He and Barbara worked hard on their recent trip back to Champion.  Their big walnut tree out in the field near the road had suffered some serious damage in a little tornado that happened back in early August.  They cleaned all of that mess up and did lot other good work including making hay and doing good deeds for family and neighbors.  It is also noted that some serious golfing occurred.  Some Champions are just now beginning to become familiar with the rudiments of the game.  Beating the bogey man is apparently important.  That is done, they say, by concentrating on the goal.  That is to say, “Think about what you want and not about what you don’t want.”  While that sounds simple and sounds like it could be applied to many aspects of life, it seems to be quite difficult.

        The seventh annual Pioneer Descendants Gathering was another delightful event hosted by Dale and Betty Thomas over at Yates, south and east of Champion.  Betty said that Saturday was the big day this year with about a thousand spectators visiting.  In addition to a large number of Champions, there were people there from Canada, California, and Washington as well as a visitor from Amsterdam, Holland and a foreign exchange student from Israel.  There were a number of people camping there who routinely attend buffalo hunter get-togethers, mountain men rendezvous and black powder gatherings.  There were civil war re-enactors and crafts people like flint knappers and blacksmiths.  There was a molasses making demonstration and wheel righting as well as log splitting and horse shoeing.  This is a busy time of the year for these kinds of activities all around the country.  The Older Iron Club was well represented at the Gathering where they had several interesting exhibits.  They were selling chances on a John Deere NB Tractor that will be awarded at their shindig in Cabool on Saturday, October 11^th.  Bob Berry won the drawing at the Pioneer Descendants Gathering for the carved walking stick made by Norwood’s mayor Dale Garrison.  It’s a beauty and it couldn’t have found a better home.  Bob drove his beautiful red Studebaker in the parade and Mary Goolsby smiled her lovely smile as she waved out the window.  Van Kelly won the hand quilted quilt made by Betty Thomas.

        A source of unpredictable trouble and complexity or an unsolvable dilemma is called a ‘can of worms.’  This concept can be applied to almost anything on a farm or anywhere there is old equipment or where there are old folks trying to make any kind of equipment work.  Champions are as much affected by the vicissitudes of aging and aging appurtenances as are any folks anywhere, but most often Champions are able to maintain a sense of humor about the whole thing.  It is a gift.  A leaking water-heater installed years ago with no shut off valve for the water or the gas will need a professional to get it up and going again.  A sprained ankle can benefit from a comfrey poultice and rest.  The word comfrey, derived from the Latin word for “grow together”, reflects the early uses of this plant.  Greeks and Romans used comfrey to stop heavy bleeding, treat bronchial problems, and heal wounds and broken bones.  Poultices were made for external wounds and tea was consumed for internal ailments.  It is a common herb with many uses and it is a pretty plant.  Like all herbs, however, it should be used carefully so as not to open yet another can of worms.  Sharing herbs, garden plants and produce is a real Champion thing to do.  Huckleberry George Simms is sharing garlic to plant this month.  Beverly and Barney Barnhart have been sharing tomatoes with less successful gardeners and Louise Hutchison has been a green bean bank for several lucky Champions.  Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that the 16^th and 17^th will be good days for planting that garlic and other root crops.  Above ground crops that can be planted now will do well on the 8^th and 9^th, and on the 12^th and 13^th.  Linda’s Almanac for October can be found at www.championnews.us.

        An e-mail has come from Pete and Kate Proctor.  Pete says that his son Bryan called the other day from the army base in Afghanistan where he is stationed.  He is in the mountains near the border with Pakistan.  It is a dangerous part of the world.  He will be coming home in March.  It is to be hoped that those people in uniform all get home safely and will arrive to a reception of Love and Gratitude from the Nation they serve.

        The Nance family got together in Ava Sunday for their annual reunion.  Family members came from as far away as Washington State and the Carolinas.  Some were not able to make it this year, but those who did meet had a good time and enjoyed their touch with home base again.  “Home is the ultimate value that humans venerate.”

        “Show me the way to go home.  I’m tired and I want to go to bed.  I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head.  Wherever I may roam on land or sea or foam You will always hear me singing this song.  Show me the way to go home.”

        Home is where the heart is they say.  Drop a note telling what else they say to Champion Items, Rt. 2 Box 367, Norwood, Mo. 65717.  E-mail any kind of good neighbor hear say to Champion News.  Stand around on the porch at Henson’s Store on the North Side of the Square in Downtown Hometown Champion and hum that tune or any other that gets you to Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—September 28, 2008

        The good news in Champion is on every hand.  There has been more hay to make.  The community is overrun with visitors, friends and family.  The ravages of Hurricane Ike are being repaired.  Apples have made well this year.  The weather has been delicious.  While some are fighting off colds and more serious maladies, there is scant complaint to be heard.  Champion is one of those places “Whur the honeysuckle smells so sweet/ It durn near makes you sick.”   That is a metaphor for the place as being beautiful and tranquil and it is also a line from a favorite Champion song “I’m Goin’ Back to Whur I come From.”  Carson Robison was the author of that one and “The Wreck of the No. 9.”  He was from Oswego, Kansas and wrote many other 1920’s songs including “The West Plains Explosion.”  This information came in a note from Darrell Haden the other day in response to a recent plea to him for reminiscent songs of an uplifting, toe tapping, light hearted type.  He said, “We’ve all had a surfeit of honeysuckle on occasion.”  Another lovely letter has arrived from his cousin, Ethel McCallie.  It is ten pages of excellent penmanship in her free flowing conversational style of writing.  She is a great fan of Champion and was most pleased to have been able to stop in at the Champion Reunion back on the Labor Day week-end.  The full text of her letter can be found on the website: www.championnews.us.  It can be located in the “Champion Friends” section under “Oklahoma Friends.”

        Haymakers Barbara and Harley Krider have spent a few days in the Village.  Barbara says the apples have been good up in Illinois too.  They made a nice tour the other day that took them down to Brixie and to Rockbridge and Hodgson’s Mill.  Even Champions can get so caught up in their daily struggles and victories sometimes that they neglect the local wonders.  That can be easily remedied on October 4^th and 5^th when Dale and Betty Thomas once again host the Pioneer Descendants Gathering.  Somewhere down county road 341 is a sign that says “The Edge of the World.”  Their place is a sprawling farm at the end of the road down by Bryant Creek.  It is nice and flat down there at the bottom of a long steep hill and the Gathering spreads out over several acres.  There will be demonstrations of cow milking, corn grinding, rail splitting, horse shoeing, molasses cooking, chair caning, soap making, basket weaving and the like.  Antique engines and tractors will be exhibited together with a number of classic cars and trucks and old implements and wagons.  This is a public event that runs from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Sunday.  There will be music and food and plenty of Champions in attendance.  It is an excellent opportunity to run into neighbors and friends seldom seen.

        This is the kind of weather that finally gets some old Champions off the porch and out in the garden.  They are getting ready to plant garlic and getting ready to think about getting the garden put to bed for the winter.  Walnuts are falling at a fierce rate.  Maybe the price will hold.  Currently it is $13.00 per hundred.  Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that all the way through October 5^th will be good to plant crops bearing yield above ground….leafy greens and things that can stand the cold.  Sweet potatoes will be filling the larder soon and the persimmons are beginning to change colors.

        A sweet little granny of an old Champion woman used to talk about making a nice green persimmon pie for the Yankee boys.  She was not particularly interested in being politically correct.  Some are saying there is hardly anything correct about politics but finally an old Champion has stepped up with some information about how the Presidential election works.  “The Electoral College is an example of an indirect election.  It consists of 538 representatives.  Each state has a number of electors equal to the number of its Senators and Representatives in the United States Congress.”  (Missouri has eleven electors but most folks don’t know who they are or exactly how they got to be there.)  “The candidate that wins the most votes in the state wins the support of all of that state’s electors.  This system was decided upon on at the Constitutional Convention on September 6, 1787.  Over the years numerous constitutional amendments have been submitted to replace it with a direct popular vote, however no submission has ever successfully passed both houses of Congress.”  It is a ‘winner-take-all’ system and Champions are more than ever convinced that every vote counts.  Now perhaps this expert will fill in the information gap about just who those electors are and how they got to be there.

        “When Johnny comes marching home again Hurrah! Hurrah! We’ll give him a hearty welcome then Hurrah! Hurrah!”  This beautiful song is happy or sad depending on the tempo at which it is sung and on whether it is sung by a single plaintive voice or by an enthusiastic crowd.  All the returning soldiers from the conflicts in the Middle East could benefit by a reception that reflects the Love and Gratitude of their Nation.  The survivors of those who do not return may be comforted by these expressions but their loss is enduring.  The war wounds that are not apparent now will be making themselves known for years to come.

        Good news is always welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  Fill in the information gaps concerning politics, gardening, good neighbor gossip, and music at Champion News and look for all the words to “When Johnny Comes Marching Home” at www.championnews.us.  Lean on a porch post at Henson’s Store in downtown Champion and listen to the crack-pot notions of the opposition or drown out their rantings with a stirring rendition of any Champion song.  Those are the ones that Look on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—September 21, 2008

                In Champion Summer is making an elegant and graceful exit.  Spring’s green has lingered long and the dog days have been few.  Violent storms and a bountiful harvest mark a memorable season. 

                The annual Wagon Train of the West Plains Wagon Club came rolling through on Thursday.  They must have made an early start that cool morning.  They had already passed by when Esther Wrinkles got over to the Bluegrass Park on Highway 95, so she didn’t get to see them this time.  Ruby Proctor came out to Champion, though, as did quite a number of other Champions including Elva Ragland and Violet Hinote.  Sharon and Louise brought some excellent deserts and then set them down on the table in front of Jackie!  The other outriders, wagon drivers and passengers did get to enjoy those goodies too, however.  It was a nice rest stop for the train and a good chance for the community to get an eyeful of the past.  They rolled out of Champion headed up Cold Springs Road about one in the afternoon.  Hurricane Ike played havoc with that route on Saturday night but early Thursday morning a fast moving, efficient road grader came through and set things to rights.  There were still trees partially blocking the road in areas, plus low water crossings buried in gravel and big chunks of the road just washed away.  Those guys out working on the road equipment are real masters of their art and the country people are glad!  New Champions who have recently moved to WW Highway from Springfield are Steve and Darlene Conner.  They came to see the Wagon Train and brought Steve’s Aunt and Uncle, Roy and Darlene Conner, with them.  They had come down from St. Joseph especially for the occasion.  They were celebrating their 49^th wedding anniversary and enjoying the sites.  Ms. Conner said that the Pony Express was headquartered in St. Joe and that they are most interested in the old days.  From April,1860, to October, 1861, mail routes ran across country from St. Joe to Sacramento, California.  The first westbound trip took 10 days, 7 hours and 45 minutes.  It was 1,966 miles!  That’s another story.  Maybe Uncle Roy and Aunt Darlene will be regular visitors and will share more of that history.  The Wagon Train has been coming through Champion every year for a long time now—regular as clockwork.

                Champions are delighted to learn that Sally Miller has passed the test required of those who want to become Citizens of the United States of America.  Huzza!  It would be interesting to know how many citizens born and raised on These Shores could pass that test.  Sally has already registered to vote.  It is the first time she has ever enjoyed that privilege.  Living in a participatory democracy implies some responsibility and it is a tribute to Champions who take it seriously.  It was not so many years ago that women were imprisoned, beaten and committed to insane asylums for perusing their voting franchise.  Women’s Suffrage is a part of American history that merits remembering.  The electoral college is something that gets forgotten about between presidential elections and it has yet to be explained to the satisfaction of some particular voters and now some of those voters are concerned about the use of paperless voting machines.  Those produced by the company, Diebold, are used extensively throughout the country.  Princeton University studies have proven that there are great security concerns about the Accuvote TS Voting Machine.  Malicious software can easily be installed that can circumvent the logic and accuracy tests and steal votes.  Moreover, a virus can travel from one machine to another teaching them all to steal votes. There are proven examples of such chicanery already, they say.  Whoever ‘they’ are, they sing, “Oh Beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, for purple mountain majesties above the fruited plain.  America! America! God shed his grace on thee, and crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea!”  That is a Champion song!

                An e-mail came from Pete Proctor who verified the news that Ruby had reported on Thursday:  “..letting you know that Bryan shipped Monday the 15^th  (back to Afghanistan).  Also on the 15^th in 1968, 40 years ago, I came home from Viet Nam.  I am proud of Bryan and everyone else who wears the Uniform.  I hope all come home soon.”  Champions share that pride and hope with Pete.  One who will not be coming home is a 53 year old soldier from Wentzville, Missouri who died ‘over there’ this week.  Love and Gratitude is what his survivors need.

                Paul said, “Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.”  He may not have been talking about politics.  A liberal helping of apple pie is generally thought to be a good thing.  The word “liberal” is said out loud by some folks as if it were something that needed to be scrapped off the bottom of their shoe, though its definition is “favorable to progress or reform.”  “Conservative” is also a nice word and it means “disposed to preserving existing conditions.”  A conservative piece of that pie might not be as satisfying, but these are just words.  So far Champions of both persuasions are coexisting in harmonious respect for their neighbors and for the freedom to believe what they will.  More words to that song are:  “America!  America! God mend thine ev’ry flaw, Confirm thy soul in self-control, Thy liberty in law.”  

                Champions congratulate Terri Ryan, Lannie Hinote and Deborah Barker for recently earning their masters degrees.  This is no small feat!  It represents serious effort and the students of Skyline School are the beneficiaries of their diligence!  More congratulations go out to Zoey Louise of Austin, TX.  She has celebrated her fifth birthday in a gala party.  Grandparents expect DVD’s and expansive detailed reports of the fun.  She shares her birthday and party with her cousin, Penelope Zappler, also of Austin, who is now three years old.  They share the date with Louise Hutchison of Champion. (It will be interesting to learn how she observed the occasion this year!) Tanna and Roger Wiseman have a wedding anniversary that day too!  It’s the last day of  Summer and a special day for many–Champions all!

                The 25^th through the 30^th of the month will be very good days for destroying weeds and doing general work around the farm, according to Linda’s Almanac.  Then the signs change and it will be good planting again starting on the first of October.  Harley and Barbara Krider will be in the neighborhood for a week or so ‘making hay.’  They always lift spirits when they show up.  A pleasant note arrived from Darrell Haden who hopes to attend Ray Cunningham’s Five-School Reunion on the last Saturday in September.  Soon the Pioneer Descendents Gathering will be happening over at Yates, so Champion and its neighbors are in full swing celebration mode….it’s a Champion kind of thing.

                The hurricane winds did more damage to parts of the Ozarks than anyone expected.  Eva Powell had Granddaughter Emily and her family visiting the night of the storm.  With the power out and trees down on power lines, buildings and fences it was more excitement than any wanted.  The good thing is no one was hurt and progress is being made on the clean up.  The Skyline Volunteer Fire Department lost some big trees on the picnic grounds, but sustained no damage to the buildings, fortunately.  Some in Arkansas are still out of electricity.  Champions are quick to compliment the hard work of the White River Valley Electric Co-Op people.  They did a good job of getting things up and running in short order.  Hopefully, those Arkansawyers and Texans will get some relief soon. 

                Katherine Lee Bates wrote “America the Beautiful.”  Look for all the words on the website at www.championnews.us.  Send explanations of the workings of the electoral college to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or to Champion@getgoin.net.  Stand on the porch at Henson’s Store in downtown Champion and sing that song or any other patriotic, uplifting, heart warming song right out loud.  Nobody will complain if the singing is heartfelt and sincere (and close to on key) because it is well known that singing is beneficial to the health, particularly the health of the singer.  With or without musical accompaniment, Champions are Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—September 15, 2008

        In Champion people just roll with the flow.  Whatever comes along next is the very thing they are ready for.  That is not to say they can’t be surprised, but they are fast adapters.  Hurricane Ike’s destruction and detritus is strewn about everywhere.  Someone said that it was all on account of the Adlai Stevenson fans in these parts.  That is just more political hogwash.  It makes about as much sense as most of what is being heard these days.  People do not seem to be able to agree on what is important—personalities or the pressing problems the Nation faces like the collapse of the financial infrastructure and the like.  Some Champions are just delighted that the lights went out (de-lighted) if only for the respite of a timely political break.  Lowing cattle, hooting owls and ticking clocks make a peaceful replacement for the ruckus and racket that comes along with the conveniences of electricity.  For those who enjoy the quiet, for a little while, it is a real pleasure.  Champions are mindful, however, of the many others who have not faired so well due to the storm.  Everyone will be chipping in to help his neighbor recover from the disaster.  From one end of the country to the other—that’s Champion!

        It has been noted that coincidences occur in Champion with the same regularity as in other less convivial places.  Recently, at the Champion School Reunion, it was revealed that an Old Cemetery in Birdstown, TN has buried in it ancestors of both Kaye Upshaw Johnston and Pete Mullins who is married to Bonnie Brixey Mullins, formerly of Champion.  This was discovered when Richard and Kaye visited out in that part of the country last year when they attended the Brixey Family Reunion.  They got their feet wet out in the Atlantic Ocean on that trip too.  There are no photos of that happening, but there are quite a number of pictures of the Champion Reunion on the internet at www.championnews.us  Surprise!

        While Champion seems like the center of the world to some, it is clear that the world is getting smaller.  Some of that has to do with the population—about six billion now—and some of it has to do with the relative ease of travel these days.  When the West Plains Wagon Club pulls in to Champion on Thursday it will be another excellent opportunity to learn how things were really done in the old days.  The movie and television depictions of life “back then” doesn’t necessarily provide an accurate picture of what it was really like to travel across the country.  Events like this trail ride and the Pioneer Descendants Gathering coming up over at Yates provide a valuable insight into the daily existence of Champion forbearers, so “Wagons Ho!”

        “Head ‘em up!  Move ‘em out!”  Those “Rawhide” sentiments are applicable to a notable Champion who has become too well acquainted with the rear ends of a few of his neighbor’s cattle as he chases them up hills and hollers trying to get them to go home.  His neighbor does not maintain his fences and seems glad to turn the cattle into his neighbor’s good grass when his own grass gets thin.  The offended neighbor is the very essence of restraint.  While there is some legal recourse to be had, he seems to take the long view of the situation and is not inclined to escalate to a contentious level.  These are good lessons.  Things eventually work out.

        Brother and sister, Foster and Kalyssa Wiseman have recently celebrated their Mother’s birthday!  It occurred on the 13^th of September and her Champion family and friends wish Tanna many happy returns.  She is making a good recovery from a recent illness in is just the picture of radiant good health.  She is a Champion!

        The 18^th through the 20^th will be timely for planting root crops according to Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood.  Linda has some fast making cabbage plants that form a small, compact, golden head.  She also has a variety of broccoli that produces well after the Frost.  Frost!  The wild grapes will sweeten up.  Persimmons will let go of their tree and the walnuts will keep falling.  Ike shook a lot of them down, but in some places there are many yet to fall.  Perhaps prices will be good this year.  Paw paws are plentiful and paw paw lovers are in paw paw heaven.

        It doesn’t take much to make some people happy.  Some Old Champions will be glad to have the power back on.  Those serving the Nation in the dangerous places of the world will be happy with the acknowledgement of their Nation.  Things are not easy for the returning soldier and it is hoped they will be met with Love and Gratitude.

        “Walking in the sunshine—sing a little sunshine song—put a smile upon your face as if there’s nothing wrong.  Think about a good time you had a long time ago.  Think about—forget about your worries and your woe’s.  Walking in the sunshine—sing a little sunshine song!”  That is Champion musical advice and that sort of thing is welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or at Champion News.

        Sing that song or any happy little ditty out on the porch at Henson’s Store near the hitching post in Downtown Champion—the hub of the Douglas County and the place famous for Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—September 8, 2008

        Champions generally consider themselves to be observant people—especially when it comes to good things.  So it was quite a surprise to one driving east on 76 Highway the other day when he happened to glace over to see the new sign on the Firehouse at the Skyline Area Volunteer Fire Department.  It’s a beauty!  “When did that happen?”  Well, it happened back in early August when the Fire Department was getting ready for the Picnic.  It was those Mastrangelo girls that did it—Elizabeth and Loren.  “I was sort of used to that ‘A’ being tilted over to the right, (or was it to the left?) and the whole thing looking sort of ‘catawampus.’”  Now he’ll just have to get used to the new and improved look.  It is a perfectly wonderful sign that identifies the place with the suggestion that it is substantial, well maintained and well regarded.  Moreover, no committee assigned the work.  No delegation spurred on by complaint caused it to happen.  These young ladies saw that it needed doing and did it.  They are Champions!

        Aged Champions grew up watching Ward Bond on TV shouting, “Wagon’s Ho!”

        Champions are excited that once again the West Plains Wagon Club is about to pass through town.  Wagon Master, Clifton Luna, says that the train will leave West Plains on the 15^th of September.  It will be in Champion about lunch-time on Thursday the 18^th.  Champions are urged to make that their regular shopping trip to the Village that week.  Some plan to bring a basket of dainty vittles just to share with the trail riders.  The chance to experience the sounds and smells and general atmosphere of a wagon train comes around infrequently and often has passed by before many Champions knew it was going on. So Champions Look Out!  Here they come!  Maybe Shelby Blades will have his three-up again.  (That’s three mules.)  Jim, Sam and Sue are the three up of Bill and Blanche Jackson of Ozark.  Last year Blanche told about a trail ride they had been on from Corpus Christ,  Texas to San Antonio through the King Ranch.  It took them about ten days.  They were in a train of 35 or 40 wagons with 300 outriders.  Champions wonder what they’ve been up to since then.  Luna said that ferrier Mutch Stone wasn’t shoeing but about a dozen a week last year.  He’s been doing that work for 37 or 38 years now and hopefully he’ll be around to chew some harness leather with local ferriers..(Joe!)  Of particular interest will be the three quarter size Springfield wagon pulled by Rabbit and Ruthie.  This outfit belongs to Jerry Sanders of Norwood.  The wagon was built 29 years ago by a guy named Elvin Huldo.  It is authentic except for the rubber tires.  Mr. Sanders is a seasoned trail rider.  He once rode 200 miles horseback for the Boys and Girls Ranch.  It took nine days.  He has been participating in this trail ride since 1993.  Last year the Gee and Haw Club out of Salem Arkansas was well represented by Don Crawford from Salem and Randall Barnet from Warm Springs, Arkansas.  Don Crawford said that he and Clifton Luna had been on every one of these rides since 1989.  Some of these rigs are just amazing to see.  Some like to keep things as authentic to the old days as possible.  Others like to innovate and have solar collectors on their roofs charging batteries for their CB radio, their TV and Radio and cell phones.  Some have lights and some have ‘running water.’  It will be a spectacle and so the opportunity to observe something especially interesting won’t slip by Champions this year.  The train is, as in the old days, accompanied by a number of outriders.  They were scouts, herders, solitaries and security.  They all have interesting stories.  Some are relatively new to the train, but others like Gary & Pam Carder of Mountain Grove have been outriders with this wagon train for 15 years.  The squeak of saddle leather and general horse and wagon racket is music to the ears of nostalgic Champions.  Lonnie and Faye won’t get to see the train this year.  They are taking their “19^th trip to Tulsa.”  That sounds like a hard driving song.  Champions sing “Happy Trails” to them and wish for them safe and successful journeys.  Champions are still enjoying the music from the Champion School Reunion last week-end.  It was one of those perfect occasions.  Some good pictures of the reunion can be seen on the internet at www.championnews.us.   This is a thriving berg of constant entertainment.  Why, just around the corner on the 4^th and 5^th of October Dale and Betty Thomas will be hosting the Pioneer Descendants Gathering over in Yates.  That promises to be another spectacle full of wagon rides and demonstrations of all sorts!  Between now and then Farmer’s Days and other harvest festivals will be celebrated.  The social calendar around these parts is replete with fancy functions!  It’s a good time for family and friends to come wandering by.  That’s always a good time in Champion.

        As to the matter of standing on the corner and listening to the opposite point of view, some Champions struggle.  They are like King Agrippa almost being persuaded by Paul.  Abandoning momentarily their own prejudices and seeing the fervor of true belief in the faces of their friends and even misguided family members, they are pulled almost to believe the Contrary.  Ultimately, they know what is right, however, and hardly any except the politicians ever change their political minds once decided upon.  They resign to tolerate the crackpot opposition because sometimes they are married to them or have lived next door to them for forty years.  “Where do these off-the-wall ideas come from?”  One old Champion about teared up the other day saying that it is a heartbreaking shame that Adli Stevenson wasn’t respected.  He might have been the smartest man to run for office this century.  “Smart” doesn’t seem to mean much he laments.  The voting franchise has been hard won and Champions take it seriously.  This will be the first presidential election that folks who are ten years old now will remember.  Champions are hoping for the best!

        So are the Veterans of Foreign Wars.  There are many more of them now than ever and they could use the Love and Gratitude of their Nation. As of September 5, 2008 the Department of Defense reports that there are 320,000 Vets with brain injuries.  There are 18 Veteran Suicides per day among the Nation’s 25 million Veterans, according to Dr. Ira Katz, the VA’s head of Mental Health.  Clearly these patriots who step out there to protect the voting franchise could use some advocates.  They will be here for the duration.

        When the ground is so nice and wet, the weeds slide out of the ground with the least amount of pulling.  Sometimes they come out with the sound that the sod-busters loved as they turned the prairie grasses over to farm.  That same sound was the death knell for indigenous peoples and it was  their heartbreak.  It is all so subjective.  Linda’s Almanac says the 14^th will be good for planting above ground crops and the 15^th for root crops.  Both days will be good for vines.  The 12^th and 13^th will be good days to prune to discourage growth.  Encourage growth by pruning on the 23^rd and 24^th.

        Encouragement of any sort is welcome at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or at Champion News.  Sing like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans out on the porch at Henson’s Store at the way station:  “…Some trails are happy ones, Others are blue.  It’s the way you ride the trail that counts, Here’s a happy one for you.  Happy trails to you Until we meet again  Happy trails to you Keep smiling until then.  Who cares about the clouds when we’re together?  Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.  Happy trails to you, until we meet again.”  Meet up with yer partners at Champion where they always Look on the Bright Side!