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CHAMPION—October 31, 2011

          Champions are still reliving their biggest event in recent history.  Old friendships were rekindled and old scores settled peaceably as Champions put aside their differences to join in the Celebration of Champion!  The Recreation of the Historic Emporium on the North Side of the Square is the flagship and anchor of the shopping district.  It was the object of much favorable comment with only that nagging criticism of being “overbuilt” for balance.  The Celebration itself is immortalized on you-tube by David Richardson.  http://youtu.be/SOFom1e2oJk Go there for a ten minute slide show to the strains of “An Ashoaken Farewell” interspersed with live music as it occurred on the spot.  You distant Champions are encouraged to disperse this piece of technology lavishly among yourselves. It will be almost as if you were really there among the throngs.  Three hundred or so signed the guest book registry, but the estimated attendance was on the high side of four hundred.  One Old Champion said that anytime four or five hundred people get together in Douglas County it ought to be ‘news.’   He is just cross because he takes the wrong newspaper.  Jerry Wagner was good-natured about his gripe.  He said,   “The paper made it sound like I ran over Bud myself, and then lit out for Oklahoma to hide out!”  He laughed about the mix up and then went on to shed light on several subjects that will be held in abeyance for a while, for want of room and for reconsideration as to propriety.  Has anyone noticed how that whole Wagner bunch smiles so sweetly?

          Talking about sweet smiles, the awesome Skyline PTO Halloween Carnival brought out a lot of spooks and goblins on Friday night.  It is just an excellent set of circumstances that this little school is here to provide a safe gathering place for wild little country kids.  They are forging the friendships and relationships that will last them a lifetime—just like those old Champions who are still reliving school days from seventy years ago.  Among the lady bugs, cave men, vampires, and cowboys, parents and grandparents had the chance to spend time with teachers and with each other.  No one takes the existence of our wonderful rural schools for granted.  Tax payers in the Skyline R2 School district and alumni of Skyline and other local (now gone) schools can start looking for the orange letter in the mail that will give them all the information about the Skyline R2 School Foundation.  They will be given the chance to participate in the support and encouragement of the very cornerstone of rural American life—the rural school.  The newly established foundation is affiliated with the Community Foundation of the Ozarks which does a lot of good work.  About every week an article appears in local papers outlining some philanthropic enterprise of this great non-profit organization.   Champion!

          Champions are those Veterans!  Veterans Day will be marked as 11-11-11 on the calendar this year.  It is the birthday of Linda and Charlene’s Dad, Charles Barns.   He was born in 1916, and passed away in 2002.  Veterans Day brings him to mind as it does countless Veterans who have served our Country in times of peace and war.  As those enlisted people come home to stay, they will need some help.  Already many wounded Veterans from recent and past conflicts are in dire straits.  Young Scott Olsen, 24 years old, returned from active duty and was lucky enough to get a job.  In the evening he went down town to support the 99% people who are advocating for a more equitable economic profile for the Nation.  While exercising his First Amendment Rights, for which he fought, and while breaking no law, he was critically injured by local police, decked out in riot gear that is significantly more heavy duty than any armor or protective gear that Scott had provided to him by the US Military in a war zone.  At home things will continue to be complicated.  Champions advocate restraint and compassion, Love and Gratitude, while they look on the Bright Side. 

          Champions find it to be a continual battle to stay just a little ahead of their mistakes.  Jack Coonts points out that the article about Bud Hutchison’s Fall Trail Ride failed to acknowledge Charlie Cox who came all the way from Louisiana to ride the trail with Bud and the bunch.  There are probably other mistakes in the process of being made at this very moment, but Champions forge on!

          The Old Biddies Bridge Club, which meets once a month over in Mansfield at the wonderful Community Center, had a great game on Thursday last.  Founding member, Betty Swain, celebrated her 92^nd birthday on the 20^th of October and her friends recognized her for drawing them all together.  She is also recognized as quite an astute player.  It was the Champion player’s good fortune to have Betty as a partner for the last round.  She is a keen bidder and a great fan of the ‘no-trump.’ While Champion did not leave the game ‘in the money,’ Betty’s example is reassurance that brains can be kept sharp with activities like bridge.  Of course, a sharp brain to start with is required.  Dorlene House is one of those sharpies.  She was seen hob-knobbing with her old school chums down at Champion during the Grand Champion Celebration.  She attended high school in Ava with Champions Vivian Krider Floyd and Royce Henson, both of whom gave her the glad hand out on the Champion Square.  Dorlene got the glad hand, but Linda walked away with the big money from the game on Thursday.  She has been playing for a long time and is still taking lessons.  Anyone interested in learning bridge can get a good start by contacting the American Contract Bridge League, or just any friend that plays.  Bridge players are always recruiting.

          Hunting Season requires Champions and everyone enjoying the great out of doors to be mindful and colorful.  Blending in is not advised at this time of the year with the woods full of armed people.  There are likely to be some interesting hunting stories and they will be welcome at Champion at getgoin.net or at Champion Items, Rt. 2 Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  The call out for words and music to “All the Late News from the Court House” was answered promptly and the tune will soon be posted to the website at www.championnews.us for all to hear.   Gary Hutchison shared the piece that he obtained personally from the author Walter Darrell Haden himself.  There is a great line in the song, “If any news to you is better than no news at all…” Champion!  Looking on the Bright Side.

CHAMPION—October 24, 2011

          When Champions get in the mood to celebrate, they do it right.  The weather was perfect for the occasion and the crowds came pouring in.  The Western entry to the square was cordoned off to vehicular traffic and auxiliary parking was made available in a nice flat Fox Creek Farm field with golf cart shuttles that ran all day.  Between passengers, Henson son-in-law Chris Cogdill, entertained multiple children with rides around the square.  There was a continual swarm of kids around him.  Mervin Jameson operated another shuttle.  He is quite an interesting fellow and has Champion connections not only as a neighbor to the Cogdills over in Branson, but he was married to the daughter of Champion Ray Harris.  Jameson retired in May 1975, from the military service.  He was a Combat Medic in Korea in 1951-52.  He has been everywhere and has done every interesting thing including having carried the Freedom Torch in Antwerp. Now he has his important participation in this amazing Champion Celebration to add to his resume. 

          People came from far and wide to join resident Champions in honoring the passing of the Old Store and the inauguration of the New Store–Henson’s Grocery and Gas.  It is to be noted that during the entire process of dismantling the old and constructing the new, not one regular day of commerce was lost.  The community was served throughout without interruption. The General’s Address to the Champion Masses was delivered with great emotion and broad gestures, his voice rising to fevered pitch and falling to barely a whisper (noted in parenthesis) surprisingly evangelical in style, certainly impassioned and fervent, if ill-timed as there was something interesting going on elsewhere so few heard the oration.  He was overheard as he rehearsed, pacing back and forth along the creek bank to the amusement of the three horses tied up under the trees,  “That famous stone monument in South Dakota only took fourteen years to carve.  Old Gutzon Borglum overworked himself and did not live to see it completed.  His son, Lincoln, worked on it one more season, but he left it just about like it was when his dad passed away.  And so, dear Champions, it is our great good fortune,” he pontificated, “that the Chief Architect and Hammer Swinger (though the building is largely put together with screws–we just didn’t want to say it) [voice rising] of the Recreation of the Historic Emporium did not so overwork himself and that he did, indeed, live to see his work finished.  As a matter of fact, some would say he didn’t give the impression that he overworked himself much at all, which is why it seemed like fourteen years in the completing.”   With this, the General who had been gesticulating wildly slammed is fist down into his open palm with such a smack the horses were startled and strained at their tethers.  This seemed to bring the magniloquent General back to his senses and he finished with his declaration that the edifice was “surely a candidate for recognition by the National Registry of Historic Places.”  Champion!

          The horses were ridden in from Crystal Lake, a three and a half hour ride, by Howard and Penny Price and Raymond Johnson of Ava.  Billy and Beth Williams came all the way from West Monroe, Louisiana to be present for the affair.  Beth is the sister of Elmer Banks, but just a lot better looking.  The register of attendees is an exciting read.  The Rankin family from over in the Anne community was well represented. Far flung descendant, Ed Gehrman, came from Quincy, California up high in the mountains and the McGinty’s and Helen Rankin Byrd came from Marianna and Walnut Hill, Florida.  They were on their annual family rendezvous incidentally and asked folks in Anne about Champion. “Why, there is nothing there!” they were told.  As readers of the Champion News in their dispirit places, however, they had to convince themselves that the Champion Community was not purely fictional.  They expressed their surprise and delight and wandered about agog identifying the landmarks, “Oh!  There’s the Loafing Shed!”  Royce and Jo Henson made their third trip to Champion in the space of six weeks.  Royce is still intrigued by the particle accelerator that can cause a neutrino to hit the wall in Italy before the gun that fired it was shot.  He was about as surprised to be able to buy a cheese burger in Downtown Champion.  The Champion Bistro was operated by familiar Champions, friends, and neighbors and provided some excellent nourishment to the hungry bunch. 

          The music kicked off early with Bill Connelly on the fiddle, Darrell Cooley on guitar, and David Richardson on his beautiful washtub bass.  They started out on the porch, but soon moved out under the big oak trees on the southwest corner of the Square as more joined in and the crowd grew.  Many musician came and went throughout the day and the spectators enjoyed continuous entertainment.  The perfect weather and the chance to get together with seldom seen friends added to the festive spirit.  Customer appreciation is always the order of the day at the Recreation of the Historic Emporium and a day to appreciate the Champion Community and the Emporium itself well designated.  The official word from behind the counter in Henson’s Gro. & Gas is that all the efforts by all those who helped to make it such a Grand Celebration are very much appreciated.

          Rest assured, Dear Champion readers, you have not heard the last of this.  Darrell Haden called from Tennessee on the eve of the Celebration to extend his good wishes.  Look at www.championnews.us for a link to excerpts from The Headless Cobbler of Smallette Cave.  Halloween is fast approaching and a little spookiness is in order. ( The Skyline Halloween Carnival starts at 5:30 Friday!) Several people asked about Haden, hoping that he would be in the crowd.  There is a big resurgent interest in his song, “All The Late News from the Court House.”  Anyone with a recording of the song or a copy of the lyrics is asked and encouraged to share them at Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  Champion’s good Whetstone neighbor has made a movie of the Champion Celebration.  It will be a ten minute u-tube flick and it will be linked up to the Champion website.  There will be lots of pictures there for the enjoyment of those who were fortunate enough to attend and for those who, sadly could not.  Many signed a get-well card for Louise Hutchison and maybe someone will take a laptop up to her so she can see what all the fuss is about.  She was certainly missed, but Wilburn made an appearance and was in good spirits.   Send any pictures that you would like to share to Champion at getgoin.net and just know that you are a Champion!  Looking on the Bright Side!

BUD HUTCHISON’S FALL TRAIL RIDE—OCTOBER 19, 2011

          Wednesday, the 19th of October was the date of the long anticipated Fall Trail Ride organized by Bud Hutchison that begins and ends in Champion.  He was joined by sixteen other riders on the trail this year:  Bill Collins, Gary Braden, Bill and Margaret Brunner, Butch Linder, Dale Lawson, Nancy Burns, Herschel Letsinger, Joe and Wilma Hamby, Junior Brown, Gene Dunn, Joe Heath, Carl Loftis, Jack Coonts and Bob Herd.  The day happened to be the first really cold day of the season, but the colors were just spectacular and no complaints were heard from any of the riders as they ended their ten mile excursion around the big old wood stove at Henson’s Store in Downtown Champion. They had planned to take their lunch alfresco out on the Shannon Ranch, but the brisk wind and open exposure made Champion a more attractive lunch spot.  Lots of good hot coffee and a pleasant conversation was the order of the day.  Most of these riders are members of the Missouri Fox Trotters Association.  There is a great deal of information on-line about the Fox Trotter breed of horses and the people who support them.  The public libraries in the area are also well informed and there is quite an expansive display of photos and other material at the Association Headquarters in Ava.    They say that Fox Trotters became the using horse of the Ozarks. They were the favorite mounts of cattlemen, country doctors, sheriffs, and tax assessors before improved roads and cars appeared on the scene.  Old Fox, one of the breed’s most influential sires, was a chestnut stallion that spent his adult life trailing cattle in southern Missouri and northern Arkansas early in this century.  He was a Champion!  There is a rumor that Fox Creek was named after the horse.  Check it out with Bud the next time you see him.

          Some of the stories told around the stove the other day included one by Junior Brown.  It seems that a neighbor named Jess ‘something’ gave Junior a billy goat that grew up bad and liked to visit at the school house.  It might have been Wilma Hicks Hamby who was headed out to the outhouse when the goat got after her.  Opal Proctor was the second grade teacher then.  She took a baseball bat to the offender.  Several students have memories of that incident but do not recall what ultimately became of the Billy goat.  Ask Junior. 

          Bud cleared up the story about having been run over by the car back in 1956.  It turns out that it was New Year’s Day and as Jim Hancock turned the corner around the Champion School, Bud jumped out in front of him.  Bud says it was as much his own fault as Jim’s.  He said that it was true that just when he had been relieved of the full body cast, he was kicked in the chest by a horse and all of his upper portion was broken up again.  He did not have to have a cast the second time.  Bud went on to talk about having been in a car wreck and then another horse hurt him in the 1970s.  He had his jaw wired shut for nine weeks over that.  Then in 1988 he had his ribs broken again—car wreck or hose kick, ask him.  Bud is also the man to ask about trail ride events in the area and about anything to do with the Fox Trotters Association.

CHAMPION—October 17, 2011

          Champions are rejoicing, bringing in their sheaves, saddling up to go for a ride with Bud to no place in particular, getting ready for company as tourist flock in to town for the big Celebration.  What a pleasant time of the year.  Champions generally feel that way about every time of the year, but this is beginning to feel pretty special.

          Esther and Raymond Howard spent some time in Champion on Sunday.  They always pick up the spirits of the community when they are around.   Esther shared a new green bean canning process to the interest of many.  Raymond has a sunny disposition and fine singing voice—one of those altos that is always at the right place at the right time.  He always leaves everyone feeling better about everything.  He and Lonnie used to try to get a squirrel hunt in about this time of the year.  He likes the big reds. 

          The Clever Creek Kid writes in ink on paper to say, “I lived ten of my youngest years at Cold Springs just across from the old school house.  We had a lot of fun in Clever Creek.  I write a lot of what I call hill side poetry…… I remember the Hutchisons and Smiths up and down that old hill.  Wilburn gave me by pen name, so I remember Champion.”  Then he goes on to say nice things about the Champion News.  “I remember the flood the Hensons wrote about.  The water lacked one inch coming in the door of the old log house.  It was water from one hill to the other and no way out.   Wilburn always says, ‘Come down and we will go crawdad hunting.’ HA!”  “The Kid” signs his name as Harold March.  Wilburn is home now after his own stint in the hospital, with plans for more serious health care exercises in the weeks ahead.  Meanwhile, Louise Hutchison, St. John’s Hospital, room 2203-B1, 1235 E Cherokee, Springfield, MO 65804 is a good place to send a get well card to Louise herself.   Mail that comes to her home address gets to her too, so the notes you want to send will surely reach her, and word is that they are doing her some good.  She is walking 400 feet these days, a little at a time, and singing “Amazing Grace” and “Jesus Loves Me.”  She is trying for “What a Day That Will Be,” but has not quite mastered it yet, according to Connie who answers the phone at home and does who knows what all to keep the Hutchison Family ball rolling.  She says her Mom’s in ‘rehab’ and her Dad is in ‘house-arrest,’ but what is going on really is she is taking care of her folks.  A very gorgeous Champion woman is that Connie. 

          Those Tennessee boys made a quiet visit to their Grandparent’s farm from about Monday to Thursday while they were on a break from school. They wrangled cattle, went hunting, and had many Champion farm experiences.  They are growing up.  They have become young men.  Their Mom enjoys a trip home to her family farm, though she came close to being run down by a wild bull calf on this occasion.  He made a run at several different people over the course of a few days and it proved to be the wrong thing to do for a little bull calf.   Uncle Harley’s critter is hanging in a freezer locker now and will be featured at many family dinners in the future.  He may be a little more muscular than ‘veal’ but he will definitely be tasty.  Unfortunately, the Tennessee school break did not coincide with the Grand Opening Celebration of Henson’s Grocery and Gas, which will occur on the coming Saturday.  They were in and out of the establishment many times during their stay, however, and so it was probably better for them, as they were looking for a personal experience, not to have to contend with the crowd.  The same is true for Harley and Barbara.  They will be doing other fancy family things up in their Illinois home in lieu of joining the parade around the square.  That is fine.  They too had a week’s worth of quality one on one time at the store.  They will be satisfied with photographs and second hand accounts of the festivities.  Barbara did make arrangements for the placement of the new sign that will mark Lonnie Krider Memorial Drive.   She hopes that it will be in place by the time the party gets started.  Not only are the absentee Champions going to be absent at the big fandango themselves, but they have lured away others. Mr. and Mrs. Dusty Mike are sojourning among the Northern tribes at this critical juncture as well!  They will come dragging back in in the middle of the night with Harley’s tractor on a big trailer.  They will content themselves with reports from friends and family about what an excellent affair it will have been.

          Champions are enjoying the exciting build up to the Grand Opening Celebration on Saturday.  People will be here from miles around.  Linda will come down from the Plant Place in Norwood, and probably Kurt Dooms, the Norwood Postmaster.  Maybe his Mom, Irene Dooms will make it over and her sister, of course, Esther Wrinkles will come home to see the sights.   Ruby Proctor and some of her lovely bunch ought to make it for sure and there will be Smiths and Stones and Elliots, Hutchisons, Upshaws (the General for sure), Cooleys, and Coontses galore.  Murphy from the barber shop in Mt. Grove will not be able to make it.  Butch Linder and Todd Miller from barber shops over in Ava might come.  Murphy is going to a wedding in Lebanon.  He was reminded by a disappointed Champion that he is already married.  He will be taking Sue to the wedding, so her mandolin will not be part of the music this time.  “This time!” you say. “Why, this is a once in a lifetime event!”  Champions know that every event is a ‘once in a lifetime event’ and that nothing can be replicated exactly when it comes to life experiences.  This one might remind J.T. Shelton of the old days when Champion would be full of people every Saturday, visiting and learning the news, trading dogs and any number of other things not widely reported.  Come see for yourself.  Saturday, October 22, 2011 from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. in Downtown Champion at the bottom of several beautiful hills, on the wide and wooly banks of Old Fox Creek just where the pavement starts. 

          Follow The Clever Creek Kid’s lead and send your poetry to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717, or to Champion at getgoin.net.  Look in at www.championnew.us for more of his work.  This one is called “Looking on the Bright Side.”  “If the day be dark and dreary, look for sunshine. If you’re feeling sad and weary, look for sunshine. You will always find a path of blue Where the sunbeams sparkle through, If you look for sunshine.  Friends are falling every day for want of sunshine. Help them up along the way.  Show them sunshine. If you help the world in seeing, You are always sure of being In the sunshine.”  Champion!

CHAMPION—October 10, 2011

          Was it Will Rogers who said, “All I know is what I read in the papers?” Champions are the kind of folks who just do not believe everything they read.  It is a good thing too.  Last week in some publications there was a long, convoluted story leading up to Bud Hutchison’s Fall Trail Ride.   Everyone was entreated to show up to see the spectacle.  The eloquently worded and heart felt invitation was extended for the wrong day—Saturday.  It turns out that the trail riders will actually meet up in Champion on Wednesday, the 19^th, to go off on their mounted expedition to somewhere as yet undisclosed.  The good thing is that at least the error was in advance of the event.  If anyone shows up on the wrong day, they will have the opportunity to attend on the correct date, just by waiting four or five days. (Which is it–four or five?)  All of this is decidedly better that showing up four or five days late!  Being at the right place at the right time is truly a Champion attribute.  Anyone who likes the sound of horse hooves, squeaking leather and spinning yarns ought to show up on the Square that morning (Wednesday the 19^th), just for the fun of it.  The talk will be of pawpaws, persimmons and wooly worms and it will be part of the continual “Occupy Champion” demonstration that only goes to demonstrate that this is about the best place in the world to be.  Meanwhile, back out on the trail, in 2006, there were 41 riders and 5 wagons. (That year the first eagle sighting was October 8^th.)  The next year it took seventeen stock trailers to get all the horses to Champion together with two buggies and a wagon.  In 2008 thirty one riders left Champion, but only 29 arrived in Drury.  The next year only six riders made the Champion ride because of a conflict in events.  Last year 22 riders made the trip.  All this information has been gleaned from archives at www.championnews.us and is available for all to see and/or believe.  

          October’s Full Moon is known as the Hunter’s Moon.  It occurs on the 11^th of the month this year which happens to be the birthday of a relatively new Champion who has been busy making himself useful and being a very good and welcome neighbor in recent years.  Steve now has an enormous whole dug in his yard with the plans for an innovative home to be built there.  Darlene, his lovely wife, has her birthday on the 18^th of the month.  Their neighbors Leslee and Breauna have their birthdays on the 14^th and the 24^th of the month.  Breauna shares her day with brother-in-law Brian Oglesby who is the lucky father of Eli and Emerson Rose.  Then a couple of days later Uncle Harley has his big day and will once again be older than everybody around.  One Champion has her birthday on October 21^st, but she has decided to celebrate on the 23^rd of November, since someone with that birthday has appropriated the 21.^st  It does not matter the day, the passage of time seems immutable, even if Royce Henson thinks he can harness the little neutrinos for some serious time travel.  Those who wake up in the mornings just go on with it one day at a time, older and wiser–Champion! 

          One little old hummingbird straggles behind in Champion.  Her friends and family have all left already.  Maybe she dreads the long trip or perhaps she just does not want to leave her Champion home.  Friends and families came together on Saturday in Norwood to acknowledge the passing of David Littrell.  He was born on October 21, 1952, and passed away in a tragic auto accident on August 20, 2011.  He was young and had led a vital, exciting life that touched many people.  Over in Cabool that day, a memorial service was held to honor Elitta January.  Her birthday was August 1, 1938, and she passed away in her home in the presence of her family on September 24^th, the birthday of her friend, Sandy Chapin.  Often in prayers, people ask for an ease of passing for those on the brink and for comfort for those left behind.  Those are good prayers and Champions would only add that expressions of appreciation and affection to loved ones while they are living are never wasted. 

          The glorious changing autumnal colors inspire artists and musicians and people with empty woodsheds. “The autumn leaves drift by my window.  The autumn leaves of red and gold.”  Preparations for winter are well under way and hopes that the frost will continue to hold off for a while are less and less likely to be granted as the days progress.  Recently, as the beginning of the ten years of war in Afghanistan was marked, it was noted that less than one half of one percent of the population is currently engaged in the active wars.  During World War II, that number was nine percent of the total population.  For every Veteran, every one actively serving, and every survivor there is a story.  “Hate war, but love the warrior” is a much used quote attributed to a number of different warriors in a number of different wars.  Wherever it came from, Champions agree.  Love and Gratitude abound here for those who do and for those who have served.

          Champions are in a whirlwind of excitement as the date for the Grand Opening Celebration of Henson’s Grocery and Gas has been set for October 22, 2011.  Festivities will kick off at ten in the morning and go through five in the afternoon.  Butch Stone is organizing music on the porch.  There will be refreshments and lunch available on the grounds at an old-fashioned affordable price.  This is an opportunity for all of you who have just been reading about the beauties of Champion to really get an eye full of it and to meet your favorite Champions.  The Recreation of the Historic Emporium on the North Side of the Square in Downtown Champion will be centerpiece of the jubilee.  As a new era is ushered in the past is embraced fully with great affection.  Champion is located off C Highway between 76 and 14 at the end of the pavement on WW at the bottom of several steep hills and on the wide and wooly banks of Old Fox Creek just down from its confluence with the Clever.  It is easy to find Champion.  Look on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—October 3, 2011

          The first week in October is routinely marked by speculation concerning the quality of the fall foliage.  If there was enough rain at the right time and if the severe heat of mid-summer was not too much and if a number of other unspecified conditions were met favorably, then the foliage will be glorious.   In Champion autumn is always glorious.  Champions have a special talent for recognizing the beauty in any situation and autumn’s return is a delightful excuse to be satisfied with the way things are.  The leaves are getting pretty too.

          Oh! Pioneers!  The weather was perfect for the tenth annual Pioneer Descendant’s Gathering down at Yates on the edge of the world.  A pleasant buggy ride down along the creek through the lush stand of cane transported passengers back in time.  The molasses, apple butter, lye soap, music and camaraderie of seldom seen friends made for pleasant days.  It takes a lot of work to get this event together every year and Betty and Dale Thomas do an excellent job of it.  First time attendees were wowed by the spectacle and determined to be regulars in the future.  This part of the world is rife with fall festivals and the descendants of Tom Brown (of the Brown’s Cave Browns) and John Burden can be proud of the fine tradition established by their kin.  Betty said that there were easily as many in attendance this year as last year and that was in the neighborhood of 4,000.  She felt like attendance was up quite a bit on Sunday due to the delightful weather. 

          With the weather forecast of a week’s worth of low 80’s and high 70’s, Champions are busy getting in the last of the harvest.  Sweet potatoes are coming up out of the ground and green tomatoes are being turned into relish and some are still being fried.  Linda’s gardener over at their place in Norwood prepared his sweet potato bed with sand and various nutrients that made for a rich loose medium where the tubers had room to grow to their maximum and Linda reports that they are extraordinary.  Extraordinary for Linda is beyond spectacular for ordinary gardeners.   

          A chance meeting with the General proved interesting on Saturday.  He was down at the Pioneer Gathering hobnobbing with some real musicians and going on about his checkered past.  That past has to do with a distant relation by the name of Lafayette Upshaw who, while lying in wait to ambush an Alsup, got himself or his horse tangled up in the brush and wound up shooting himself in the foot, an injury from which he died three days later.    He had just been nine days in the military service and it would seem that the choice to join up may not have been the best one to make.  This incident occurred over near the place now occupied by the New Hope Cemetery.   Whitey Upshaw, the well-remembered and much missed musician, was a direct descendant of the unfortunate Lafayette.  A chat with Esther Wrinkles on Monday had her saying that she did not know they were all the same bunch of Upshaws.  Of course, her mother was an Upshaw married to a Hutchison and so chances are she is kin to about everybody around these parts.  She enjoyed herself at the Pioneer Gathering and said that on Friday she and Larry and Teresa had gone, together with Leon Harris and his wife, down near West Plains to a surprise birthday party for young Clayton Sarter, who turned ten on Saturday.  He is one of the sons of Doyle and Sarah Sarter.  His mom teaches school in Mountain Grove.  The party was at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Strunk.  A good time was had by all.  Young Clayton is not the only person around with an October 1^st birthday, but compared to others, he is a Champion celebrator.  Fifty more birthdays may find him to be less enthusiastic about them, but he will probably always be a happy kind of guy.  One either is or is not.    

          Royce Henson e-mailed to say that he finds the whole notion of those fast moving neutrinos to be portentous of time travel.  It seems that he would like to wake up in his upstairs bedroom on the old Riley farm, go out to milk the cows and then walk down to Champion School.  That is a seventy year (ago) trip to be made in the blink of an eye.  If he is making that a regular journey, perhaps he will come down on the 15^th of the month to be there when Bud Hutchison has his Fall Trail Ride.  He can explain the whole process and there will be plenty there interested to learn just how he does it.  An early morning breakfast in Ava a few weeks ago found fiddler Jerry Wagner at a neighboring table.  He told a story about how Bud Hutchison had been run over by a car right out in front of the Champion School house.  Jerry took him to the hospital himself and then lit out for Oklahoma for a while.  They were teenagers in about 1954, and had been out on a rowdy prowl all night when it happened.  Jerry may have said that it was a McCoy doing the driving that morning and his breaks had failed.  Anyhow, Bud spent a long spell in a body cast and about the time he got out of the cast, a horse kicked him in the chest and broke him all up again.  Some of this may not be altogether accurate, but investigations will be made with the hope of presenting the straight skinny of the matter.  Bud’s Fall Trail ride is one of the annual events that makes Champion such a special place.  In recent years there have been as many as 41 riders and 5 wagons and as few as 6 riders and no wagons one year when there was a scheduling conflict with another trail ride.  It will be interesting to see what happens this year as the destination of previous years is no longer an option.  It is sure that they will start out in Champion on Saturday morning and will get back sometime later that day.  Anyone who likes the sound of horse hooves, squeaking leather and spinning yarns ought to show up on the Square that morning, just for the fun of it.  The talk will be of pawpaws, persimmons and wooly worms and it will be part of the continual “Occupy Champion” demonstration that only goes to demonstrate that this is about the best place in the world to be.

          Look in on www.championnews.us to see pictures of previous trail rides and archives of all the recent Champion News.  Send your own news or yarns to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or t Champion at getgoi.net.  Sing, “I’m back in the saddle again, out where a friend is a friend.” That is Champion–Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—September 26, 2011

          Champions are adept at being where they are.  It goes with the territory.  Moreover, Champions are not subject to news black-outs as is the case in New York City where thousands of people have been voicing their discontent with the economy and world politics for ten days.  During this time when 130 world leaders have been attending the United Nations’ General Assembly, these protesters vie for attention on the world stage, without much success, grumbling about greed and corruption within the governing bodies that make the decisions and determinations that affect the economy as a whole.  They reject the idea that 90% of the wealth should be in the hands of 1% of the population.  Meanwhile, over in Europe experiments in the big particle accelerator laboratory seem to be proving that some things (neutrinos?) really can travel faster than the speed of light!  Get out! Probably most Champions cannot fathom how this will shake up the whole world of physics.  Einstein’s insight in 1905 was that there was no fixed frame of reference for time and space and thus no absolute causality, no this-before-that, no preferential present moment.   So with total transparency and lack of rancor Champions maintain the regular calm pace of life in their own very present and tranquil environs and wish Mr. Einstein’s followers the ease of passing that comes from enlightenment.  You heard it first in Champion!

            Champion friends and pioneers are getting ready to spend some time at the Edge of the World with their friends Dale and Betty Thomas as they host their wonderful Pioneer Descendants Gathering on the week end. There will be flint knapping, archery demonstrations, blacksmithing, soap making, molasses making, and apple butter. The horse drawn cycle mower is always a crowd pleaser and the wagon rides down along the Bryant are a chance to get lost in the mysterious past. Those buckskin people will be there as well as the Civil War reinactors and black-powder folks from Barren Forks. There will be lots of live music and great food to go along with Dale’s wheel-right demonstrations. Probably the Older Iron Club will have some interesting exhibitions and, hopefully, Bob Berry will have his beautiful Studebaker in the antique car show.  This is just the sort of thing that Royce Henson and Joe would enjoy seeing.  Maybe they will make it out again in their snazzy yellow Mustang.  Their brother in law, Harold Phillips, has made a loan of a book to the Champion News–“The White River Chronicles of S. C. Turnbo, Man and Wildlife on the Ozarks Frontier.”  Champion is in the middle of an area rich in pioneer history.  There is still plenty to learn about the past.  Check it out at  www.championnews.us.

             Neighbors at the Vanzant Community Center have been busy doing good.  (They never weary in it.)  A couple of weeks ago they held a benefit for Tracy Fleetwood who had lost her house in a fire.   Saturday they put together a fund raiser for the maintenance of the Tetrick Cemetery.  A little research shows this cemetery to be over a little south east of Drury in the area that is known as Buckhart.  It was named for Henry Tetrick who came to Missouri in the late 1850’s when his father, George Smith Tetrick, moved the family to Douglas County.  Henry served in the Civil War in the 46^th Missouri Infantry.  Somewhere along the line he married Sarah Jane Upshaw and so the Cemetery has the full support of the Upshaw clan.  No doubt the General himself has been instrumental in the benefit as well as in the actual work in the cemetery.  There were quite a number of visiting Upshaws and Upshaw descendants from as far away as Idaho and Alaska.  One of them has just returned from a deployment in Iraq and one is expecting to go before long.  Military service is noble and the Nation has a debt of love and gratitude to all its Veterans of the past and all those who wear its uniforms today—in the present moment.  There were Veterans in the parade at the Norwood Farmer’s Day celebration and all reports were that it was a great day for it.  Mrs. Eva Powell said that she ran into friends there that she had not seen in years and that they had a good visit.  She particularly enjoyed the children’s parade. 

            The present moment is full of birthdays.  Last week Louise Hutchison and Zoey Louise of Austin, TX shared a birthday.  Bill Long who famously said, “It just doesn’t take as much to keep me busy as it used to,” had his the week before.  Sue Upshaw celebrates this week and the end of the week finds Champion News reader, Becky Heston, also down in Texas, doing the birthday boogie together (just in different places) with the shy Champion tinker.   Upshaw twins will complete their annual trip around the sun early in the coming week and Skyline Auxiliary President, Betty Dye, will start a new year on the 7^th.  Louise Hutchison had good news the other day that her 16^th great-grandchild had been born.  She said that she had received 53 e-mails on her birthday and a bunch of cards in the mail.  Sad news Monday morning is that she has been taken ill again and Champions are all wishing the very best for her.  Noble Barker passed away suddenly on Sunday and Saturday marked the end of this life of Elitta January.  For those just being born, for those passing away (that is everyone) and those left behind, an appropriate message came through the  Champion at getgoin.net  mailbox:  “May today there be peace within.  May you trust that you are exactly where you are meant to be.  May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith in yourself and others.  May you use the gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.  May you be content with yourself just the way you are.  Let this knowledge settle into your bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love.  It is there for each and every one of us.” 

            One Champion asked why it is that fall does not last as long as summer.  Spring and summer each have about 92 days and fall and winter have about 88 days each all on account of the elliptical orbit of the Earth and time seems to speed up and slow down according to how close the planet is to the sun.  Of course, that is not exactly true and better explanations are welcome.  Climb the broad and elegant staircase leading to Henson’s Store situated permanently on the North Side of the Square in Downtown Champion and explain the passage of time or send those explanations by e-mail or by wonderful snail mail to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  The Rt. 2 mail carrier is one of Champion’s favorite visitors.  She is an avid gardener, a talented craftswoman, and reliably, a sweet friendly face. So, as the Beatles sang, “Write me a post card, drop me a line stating point of view.  Indicate precisely what you mean to say.  Yours sincerely…” Champion!  Looking on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—September 19, 2011

          Hardly had the dust settled from the Champion School Reunion when the West Plains Wagon Club came clippetty-clopping in to town.  This year there were thirteen wagons and someone said about twenty out-riders.   When asked about adventures and excitement along the way, Wagon-master Clifton Luna said that without those things the trip would be no fun, though he did not elaborate on just what those things were.  Others in the group alluded to someone having been kicked in the ribs over by Dora somewhere and not being able to make the train after all.  (These were not Mr. Luna’s ribs.  His were broken a few weeks back and he says they are mending just fine.)  Someone mentioned a runaway wagon down a steep bank owing to something black having been dropped on the ground and then there was the dump truck.  Several mentioned a big truck that came bearing down on them suddenly from over a hill and it was touch and go about whether or not it would be able to stop in time.  It was agreed that it would have been catastrophic and most likely would have taken out half the train.  Nancy Webster will have some movies of the trip to share soon and Champions are excited to see them.   A great deal of excitement was generated by the new store building over on the North side of the Square.  Folks who have been making this ride for many years say they miss the old building but that the new one really looks like it belongs there and it was observed by many that it looks built to last.

The Champion School Reunion is still on the minds of many.  Tom Cooley was hurt that his name had not been mentioned in the paper after the reunion when he had clearly been there.    It seems that he signed up for the drawing of the door prizes, but did not sign the register of those attending.  Arlene had not been able to make it to the reunion and without her lovely presence; Tom seemed to just disappear into the crowd in spite of his hat with his name written across the front of it.   It was a glad happenstance that they were taking their visiting friends out on a tour of Champion on the day that the wagon train came through town.  Marsha and Larry Benson visit every year from their home in Ellijay, Georgia.  Marsha says that the name of the town is from a Native American word for where two rivers join.   The river formed by the two meeting there at Ellijay is the Coosawatee River.  The town has an apple festival every October since their county is the Apple Capital of Georgia.   Next year Champion friends will be looking for apples when the Bensons arrive.   Back to the Reunion and a correction, Greta Cope could not possibly have been a teacher at the Champion School because she was just a little kid—about the age of certain Hutchisons who are still considered to be much in the prime of their lives.  It is the kind of mistake that only a newcomer of the rankest sort could make.  Greta’s parents are Wayne and Francis Sutherland and they were students at the Champion School.  Greta lives over by Hartville and hopefully will be back for next year’s reunion which will be a big one—thirty years!   Pictures are still being circulated and the glow of this reunion is fresh in many Old Champion hearts.  A note from Cathy Mallernee says that she is sending pictures of the Henson family to their cousin who lives over on her old family home place just North of Champion.   She said that she and her husband H.J. Mallernee, Jr. lived in Denlow and his parents owned the Cold Springs Store back then.  She knew Eva and Royce Henson as they went to Ava Hi together.   A note from Eva Henson said how much they had enjoyed the reunion and seeing old classmates, and the new store.  “Champions can be so proud and warm themselves by the wood stove this winter.”  Royce and his wife Joe Henson came back over from Springfield to enjoy the wagon train on Thursday.  They might be back again when Bud Hutchison has his trail ride in October.  Royce was still chuckling about having buried Bud’s dog in the Valentine box,  not that it was funny that Bud’s dog had been run over, just that Champion still has so much going on after all this time.  “Everything exciting happens in Champion,” he said, or words to that effect.  Russell and Sue Upshaw came to view the wagon train as part of their continuing celebration of their 55^th wedding anniversary.  Champion!

Pete and Kate Proctor had a good visit with their son Bryan and his family over the Labor Day week   They are back home in Virginia now as Bryan gets ready for another deployment.  He is about to complete his 19^th year in the Service.    Pete said that the VFW did a Flag Ceremony for the 9/11 Remembrance.   Pete and Joe Kelley from the VFW Post 3770 presented the POW/MIA missing man Table at the Skyline School on the 16^th of September.    Champions are grateful to have Pete to keep them informed about the Nation’s Veterans and those serving currently.  It is a small percentage of the population that does such an important job for everyone.  Champions all!

The sudden wonderful change in the weather will have Champions back out in the garden getting those fall things in the ground.    Linda’s Almanac from over at the Plant Place in Norwood says that from the 27^th through the 30^th will be an excellent time for planting those above ground crops that can go in now, particularly the leafy vegetables.  Get a look at that almanac before it is out of date.  There is a copy on the refrigerator in Henson’s Store located again on the North Side of the Square in Historic Downtown Champion just south of the ellijay of Fox Creek and Clever Creek.  Find the almanac posted at www.championnews.us.  Send any Champion news, stories or inquires to Champion Items, Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717 or to Champion at getgon.net.  “There’s some cotton thread and needle for the folks away out yonder, a shovel for a miner who left his home to wander, some rheumatism pills for the settlers in the hills.  Get along mule, get along.”  Another long year stretches out before the next wagon train is due.  It will seem like no time at all, meanwhile, head on down to Champion for a Look on the Bright Side!

CHAMPION—September 12, 2011

          One of the highlights of the 29^th Champion School Reunion was the guided tour of the Recreation of the Historic Emporium over on the North Side of the Square.   It was fairly empty at the time with no fixtures or merchandize.  Vaughn Henson was heard to say that all it really needed was more beautifully finished wood!  He was just being funny and those were not his exact words, but he was right to remark on the light gleaming off the beautiful floors and ceiling.  The old stove is there on a specialized stove board with super-triple stainless steel stove pipe going straight up through the ceiling.  The stove is the same one that has always been there, though it has had a little work done as is required by every wonderful old thing that stays in regular use.  The footprint of the building is larger than the old one and probably someone knows exactly by how much if the precise figure were to be required.   What the tourists came away with from their excursion was a good sense of continuity.  If the old building was not replicated exactly, certainly the feeling of the place is very reminiscent of the Old Champion, enough to give a newcomer like Vaughn an appreciation of the past that his ancestors enjoyed.    There were any number of Upshaws traipsing through the place and an unknown number of Hensons of that Ezra Henson tribe, as well as many others.  It had been said that in the old days everything worth happening happened out on the porch at the Store, or was told about out there.  One time J.T. Shelton said that of a Saturday there would be seventy-five people down in Champion just visiting.  “Hanging out” is what they would call it now and there is no doubt that the comfortable and pleasant facilities in Champion will inspire much more of that in the future.  No loitering. 

          To correct information about the School Reunion from last week, Greta Cope could not possibly have been a teacher at the Champion School because she was just a little kid—about the age of certain Hutchisons who are still considered to be much in the prime of their lives.  It is the kind of mistake that only a newcomer of the rankest sort could make.  Greta’s parents are Wayne and Francis Sutherland and they were students at the Champion School.  Greta lives over by Hartville and hopefully will be back for next year’s reunion which will be a big one—thirty years!   Pictures are still being circulated and the glow of this reunion is fresh in many Old Champion hearts.

          On Tuesday the Skyline VFD Auxiliary will have its regular September meeting.   The last few meetings have been held in the Loafing Shed over on the West Side of the Square, but this one will be in the designated meeting room of the New Old Champion Emporium.   The summer picnic will be assessed and thoughts for activities in the year ahead will be discussed.  This is a solid little organization that does a lot of good work.  Any Skyline VFD Member is welcome to participate.  Information will always be available in Champion at the Store.   Tuesday happens to be Tanna Wiseman’s birthday.  She put in a lot of hard work at the picnic.  She does every year.   With luck, she will get to attend the meeting so her friends can sing that special song.  

The West Plains Wagon Club will be rolling into Champion on Thursday afternoon.  Mr. Luna and his outfit pulled out of West Plains on Monday headed this way.  They come around through Dora and perhaps this year someone will take a map down to Champion to see if any of them can trace their exact route for the edification of nonparticipants.   Mrs. Luna said (by phone Monday morning) that she thought there were  going to be quite a few on this train, but of course, some join up late and some leave along the way, so there is no way of telling just how many will be in Champion until they get here.  They will really have a treat in store for them when they arrive.  They generally get to Champion  in the early afternoon and they can always expect a good turn out from the community and surrounding area as people come to enjoy seeing the animals and the unique wagons and rigs that the various wagon clubs have put together.   Royce Henson, from up in Springfield, said that he would try to make it back down for the event.  Champions will be glad to see him again so soon.  Sue and Russell Upshaw plan to be there.  They just celebrated their 55^th wedding anniversary on Saturday.  It must be working for them as they seem to be smiling all the time.  There will be plenty of time for some good visiting and everyone is welcome to enjoy the spectacle.   A listing for an album of wagon train music claims that it sounds the way it sounded in the 1800’s.  Some of the songs included are Camptown Races, Listen to the Mocking Bird, Rubber Dolly, Beautiful Dreamer, Cindy, and Silver Threads Among the Gold.  Music has always been a big part of Champion life and several have remarked about the wonderful stage that the new porch will be. 

Pete Proctor is still smiling from having had such a nice visit with his son Bryan and his family.  They are back home in Virginia now as Bryan gets ready for another deployment.  He is about to complete his 19^th year in the Service. Pete said that the VFW did a Flag Ceremony for the 9/11 Remembrance.  The public is invited to the Mountain Grove Square for a Flag Ceremony at 9:00 a.m. on Friday the 16th and then Pete and Joe Kelley from the VFW Post 3770 will be at Skyline School at 10:00 to do the POW/MIA missing man Table.  Champions are grateful to have Pete to keep them informed about the Nation’s Veterans and those serving currently.  It is a small percentage of the population that does such an important job for everyone.  Champions all!

The very nature of exclusivity requires that some are excluded.   So if you find yourself on the fringes of what is happening and only included as part of the general masses, just consider yourself lucky.  Consider that you are doing a favor for your exclusive friends by giving them someone to leave out.  We all have our places and our roles to play.  The main thing is not to take it personally.  That is one of the Four Agreements that are generally found in some form in every religious doctrine.  This one happens to be from the Toltec people who predated the Aztecs and the Mayans.  The other agreements besides ”Don’t take anything personally,” are” Be impeccable with your word;”” Don’t make assumptions;” and “Always do your best.”  Agree or disagree at Champion at getgoin.net  or by real post at Rt. 2, Box 367, Norwood, MO 65717.  Champions understand the value of the rural mail carrier and they just know that when she pulls into Champion, she is looking on the Bright Side!